Imagine two girls
That are like jaggery
But way too sweet
To be true at all
They are chatting to
Each other and
Looking at the clock
To see when it'll
Finally be over
They start talking
About this one guy
And one says to
The other chick
"He's so mine"
She stares at her
As if she's crazy
"No, he's mine"
A fire begins to burn
The conversation is
Completely heated
And it gets rough
One girl's a dragon
With all claws
Attached to hand
The other's a wizard
Magic stick and all
Spitting out curses
Spells are thrown
Fire destroys
Property is gone
Nothing seems to
Be able to stop them
It just keeps on going
But look! Here comes
A pair of men, they
Look like they're mad
One's got a guitar
And the other- a vase
OUCH! That've to hurt
Both got a big hit
To their cranium
Hopefully no damage
The wizard was out
Like a light
By the vase to head
Dragon screamed
Loud as can be
As the guitar crashed
The men take them out
To sober them up
Maybe even apologize
This is the funniest
Tragedy of the
Wizard and the Dragon
Author notes
I'm sure that we all know at least a couple people who would fit the description...lol
Hope you like it!
A contest entry
- Titles or Word Bank! by Sukrit Raman.
540 points, ended June 23, 2007, 13 entries
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Comments
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haha cool poem
me likey!!!!
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Nice poem,it sounded good,very long and i like the way you used both options,good luck!!
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That was kool and yah, I know a few people like that. I hope u win the contest
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