the making

you there yes you there hiding at the back come to the front
now what the hell do you call this....
a volcano sir said thwarkins littleygod thinking oh my gollykins i have made the big guy swear and he quivered a bit and went pink all over even his slatterby turned puce.
and did i put in the planet manual instructions for volcanos asked big amssively godkins no i didnt he said answering himself cos he made more sense he thought anyway
albert littley god just made a beautiful planet in red and called it mars said big massively god
well i made mars  said small littley god thwarkins in a tremeulous voice but determind to stick up for himself and mars bars.

yes said big massively odgod but mars shouldnt be edible
well thats better isnt it surely said thwarkins littley god after all his planet doesnt taste of chocolate although i must admit that i dont like them much if thats any help confessed thwarkins
....and poo said big massivley oddgod slightly changing the subject as he seemed to be losing the argument where did it say in here about poo making machines
he waved and wafted a very thick manual in front of small littley god
thwarkins which nearly blew the penguin he was balancing on his head  off his head

they are not poo machines they are humans
eating poomachines replied massivley big god shaking his brilliance slowly and scattering small moonbeams round the classroom


and then theres all the diseases insects and wars going on he continued
i invented icecream said thwarkins defensively and also incontinence pants
yes replied massively bigly god why couldnt you just have followed the manual and built saturn thats lovely and beautiful incontinence pants well i ask you repied bigmassivley god
well if you ask me nicely i could let you have some at cost said thwarkins hopefully hoping he could win big oddgod massivley round but to no avail when he saw little black bits of smoke start emitiing from the brilliance in front of him of big massively oddgod which was always an ominous sign
does this mean i have failed this planet building class then will i have to do this week all over again he asked hopefully thinking of a long stretchy planet made entirely of chewing gum with pumpy purple penguins and buses made out of incontinence pads and nappies which should ease
some of the rubbish congestion on his first invention.
i know what you are thinking replied massivley big huge god i know everything and its not going to happen.
you didnt know i was going to build human poo machines replied thwarkins and got a cuff around his spoggleyfromp button for his trouble off big massivey god
go and sit down immediatley
a week next thursday i am going to put your earth in the recycling bin shouted big massivley oddgod
no you cant do that cried thwarkins littley god i have just made one of them humans invent an orange kitkat
too late said god massive bigone you know i always hate anything orange flavoured plus green with blue
blue and green should never been seen you made earth that colour delibarately to annoy me
thwary chewed on his tomplebunk and seethed quietly. how to protect his little earthy.perhaps he could take over massivley big onegod lock him in the cupboard or ...or...or...yes...thats it ...set on him the killer penguins he had two bus loads leftover in his bedroom under the bed just add water and they grew gigantic he had to save the earth some how and he only had till next thursday. but just then a gorgeous godgirly god little thing glowed and he felt soothed looking at her she was nice maybe... he thought maybe.... it might be fun to see earth destroyed .... all those bits of penguins buses dogs cats bricks incontinence pads nappies bottles mars bars orange kit kats milk bottles hairpieces bathroom shower curtains  bits  of chairs tables whisks,crocoile parts kangeroo anuses all blown up and scattering through the universe.he feltt renewed and validated . all those evenings of watching c.s.i {criminal scene investigations) on the telly had totally been worth it....  he felt a surge of power it would be like a bit of him in every corner of the universe. he was quite looking forward to it now.