I went to a vet
as I wanted a pet.
He gave me a cat,
that just sat on the mat.
He showed me a dog
that just wanted to jog.
I took home a mouse
that got lost in the house.
along came a snake
who ate all my cake.
I was given a bird
but no sound he made.
Along came a pig
who just did a jig.
he gave me a parrot
who only ate carrots.
Also a horse
that loved brown sauce.
so I then walked a mile
with a really big smile,
along with the pets
I went back to the vets.
he got on the phone
and sent them all home
i just said to the vet.
PLEASE, no more pets.
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Doreen h. This one made my children laugh so I hope it does the same for you.
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lol. It didn't make me bust a gut, but I did chuckle. Good job.
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