Ummm, I'm not really sure how to say this, but there appears to be an arm sticking out of your yard. Not sure what that's about, but I thought I'd throw that out there. I'm going to go lock my door now, bye.
A contest entry
- One-Line Maddening truth that the neighbors need to know by Melodies.
450 points, ended April 29, 2007, 20 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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That was so funny, it cracked me up so much. I thought that was about the funnyest thing I've seen in a while, sounds like something I would tell my neighbor.
~Alix -
Very good to let the neighbor know... Sounds like "The Burbs"; this gave me those fuzzy memories of that creepy family lol! Congrats on the gold!
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Ummm... That's not an arm.. it's a tree limb...
no really it is... and what time did you say you
go to bed?
with neighbors like this you'll
sleep with one eye open.
I can't tell you how much I LOVE THIS... oh yes I can
and I just did. laurie.
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Laughing and laughing...
And also laughing at the comment under your poem. What a funny line! 
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If you see a foot or a butt those are probably mine. I like this one. It had mafia imagery going through my mind.
-Keep the ink flowing!
-Good luck in the contest!
-Sage of the east
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