Next time! your dog shits, it will be delivered to your cars’ roof bombardier.
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A contest entry
- One-Line Maddening truth that the neighbors need to know by Melodies.
450 points, ended April 29, 2007, 20 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Air Delivery
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I have wanted to do that to so many people. I'm better than that though, so I haven't done it yet.
~Alix -
Welll...now that is a frightening thought eww! Smelly too. lol, love it though, ~Sie

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This is such a cute one liner - make sure to get a good picture of this act - and nail it to all the trees and bulleting boards in the area.
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A good one liner. Next time , you could even offer a complementry whacking with a shovel
-Keep the ink flowing!
-Good luck in the contest!
-Sage of the east -
LOL Throw it over the fence with the airplane! Nah, deliver it on their front porch instead!


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I'm with you on this one...
Or maybe on the front porch doormat!
Thank you for your piercing humor! 
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