How do I tell my co-worker
That she has the fat ass I want?
And, she being white,
You know she's probably self-conscious about it.
Oh, but what I'd do with those orbs in my grasp!
And you know her man at home
Probably isn't any help.
He probably doesn't tell her how sexy she is,
How he can't go through the day without
Thinking about that juicy ass every other minute.
I just want to rub up against it,
I just want to give it a little squeeze,
I just want to bite it,
I just want to smack it,
Feel myself bounce against it,
See red handprints on it,
See her looking at me over her shoulder
And telling me to take it, take it, take it!
I want, I need those fun-flesh-globes.
But, what can I say?
There are rules in here,
The cubicle sentence,
And I have to keep
My lust forever caged.
But I just can't go through the day without
Thinking about that sweet ass every other minute.
Damn, girl, you're killing me.
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Written July 22nd, 2003
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haha good sensory language. Thanks for the good laugh.
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So, you're an assman?
lol. I think all the girls at my school are embarassed about their ass. It's too big or too small. Errrrrr... It gets really annoying. This is really funny! Good luck with the lust in your future. lol. Keep it up!
Veronica
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yeah, you have NO office decorum mr. travisty
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I love this poem. Sometimes decorum needs to fly out of the window. I myself have been a customer in more than one way--dating the barista at the coffeehouse--do I get other freebies with that latte?? Oh, and not all of us white girls are ashamed of our asses. I quite like mine. Keep you weird humour up. There's always a few of us that enjoy this brand of poetry!
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Eh, sexual harrassment is over rated! Dive in my friend. Dive in and leave the consequences for another day!
Of course I'm joking, but I do love the visual of you diving for that ass while in the middle of a meeting about the proper way to use the office copy machine. It would be a nice affront to the mundane office culture!
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LMAO, that was funny!!! You are seriously crackin me up here. I could just see you leaning back in your chair looking around the cubicle at this ladies ass. OMG what a visual! Sorry I am a very visual person as you will tell if you read my umm not so proper poetry. Great job again!
Hugs and bites, Lady Raven -
Cute
Man, you do give vent to those caged desires that trickle through the male mind...and as you did in the last piece I read, you enlarge the thought to near artistic vision -- all you lacked was a reference to Rubens to complete the ass_as_art metaphor.
This is cubicle caged craziness.... -
well then I think you need to be spanked
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Haha well Lol me being female i wanna say perv but lol.. she shouldnt be embarassed about her ass.. if it's that nice lol..
I know pleanty of girls who wouldnt mind everyonce in a while a guy just walking by and grabbing their asses.. but then again lol.. they are lil hoes.. lol i like it.. lol..
ok i'll shut up now b4 i say something wrong hehe
~Ash~
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