If you look up and see a pretty streak go by
A rainbow on his back and a twinkle in his eye
It means that there a hero standing strong and tall
And no matter what is said he’s a Hero to us all.
He might be mild mannered but he’ll stands up in a fight.
He’s got a wicked bitch-slap that he throws with all his might
And just to let you now who put you on the ground
He sprinkles lots of glitter and makes it sparkle all around
His pom-poms are so deadly as he go into his routine
swishing from side to side until the air does gleem
Then while his asalent is dazzeled he slips one in quick
A bitch slaps so powerfull it would knock the devil back down in the pit.
He’s a champion for the cause a fighter for what’s right
And he brightens up the sky when he flies about at night
He looks great in tight pink spandex and fills it with out a sock
I was standing next to a phone booth once and got quite a shock
But we love to see his glitter as its floating through the air
And a dozen window dressers just have to stop and stare
So what’s that, up in the sky is not a bird or plane
Its one super dooper Leander flying about again.
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Sha
This is soooooo funnyyyyyyyyy lolll this is perfect for him u did brillant lol 
I'd give anything to have such a body for real 
