It was really a little more than I could stand,
This pink hairy creature who wouldn't stop
With that piercing voice and smooth-soft skin,
It was more than I should have to endure;
I have no genitalia, after all.
Why do I bother
Marking their cornfields, flying low,
Why do I bother
Getting their attention
If all they do is scream and scream and scream?
And is it any wonder, after all,
That we hardly ever visit,
When they try to shoot at us with their pesky "guns"
And "missiles" and "diseases?"
Don't they want to meet someone new?
Don't they like the instruments we examine them with?
Don't they like the fact
That we're trying to figure out if they're healthy?
A foreign object in the rectum can't be all that bad.
And is it any wonder, I implore,
That we leave, like, quickly,
That we abandon them in forests,
Letting them kill each other
And themselves,
Letting them grind their own race
Into the ground?
Is it any wonder that we don't care?
After all, they sure don't.
Author notes
Written July 21st, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- Little Green Men by CloudRaven.
250 points, ended July 28, 2003, 6 entries
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Lol...well yes, I was utterly confused and about to deem you man until I caught on...brilliant!
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hahahaah! your weird ass humor? this was awesome, funny stuff!
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Ahh, now I see. It was for a contest...
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ha ha ha ha ha. How did you stumble along to writing about this? Just wondered... And this is great. I love it.
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Ya anal probing, gawd thats two remarks in one day on anal stuff on oner persons poetry, smacks hand That was great! Yeah never thought about it from there persepctive! Little buggers Now I know
Lakota x -
Very good.
Oooooooooooooh, yeah!!! Loved it! LOL Fresh perspective on this subject. Great work. You did it again. Meter may be a tad off, but I was having so much fun I hardly noticed it. -
a mix of serious and very funny. Great job.....thanks for entering
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