Boys are just one big show
They try to impress you and let you know
That they can do sports and have fun
Boy, their burden must weigh a ton.
When you're small they give you bugs
And when you're bigger they give you hugs.
And Mama says that even though they give me ants,
When I'm big they'll try to get in my pants
And I don't know what that's supposed to mean
But I think it happens when you're a teen.
They pull on my hair and chase me around
And get my attention by making loud sounds
They ain't nothin' but annoying twerps
They just sit around and summon up burps.
I don't know why big sis thinks
You can win their hearts by kisses and winks
If I ever wanted one of them boys
All I'd have to do is scream, "Hey, look! TOYS!"
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Comments
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oh my god! I love it. It's so true. But the sad truth is BOYS DONT MATURE . Don't mean to offend any boys just saying
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG that is soooooooooo hillarious!
you seemed soooooo innocent!!!
mwahahhaha.
the rhyming was GREAT!
and the last line is SUCH the best!
and the part about getting in your pants
SO great!!!
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