I think my Dog is trying to tell me something.
Maybe it was when he put his huge black head on my Lap and whined.
No...I don't think that's it.
It might be when he looked at me,
whined AGAIN, and when I ignored him,
he put his huge paw on my leg.
Or it COULD have been when
he started to dance in the living room..
No, that's not it.
Now I remember!
It's when he went to the entry hall,
pulled the leash off the hat stand,
and because he pulled it so hard, it came
crashing down onto the tile floor
and made such a loud noise that I screamed
out "WHAT THE FUCK?"
OK, I'm awake.
Because I figured out Doggy talk.
"BITCH, would you take me out for a goddamn WALK already???"
Your very frustrated Dog,
Sam.
Please tell me what you think
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ha ha - this is great. i really like it. You may just want to add an "a" in your last line, to make it make more sense.
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