I woke up Thursday morning to an awful big surprise,
I just pulled off the covers and could not believe my eyes.
I pinched and wasn't dreaming so I checked again to see.
A pretty girl was lying there naked beside me.
I asked her what you doin' there beside me in my bed.
My body almost fell apart 'cause this is what she said.
"I'm horny and I'm lookin' for the man I really need,
the way a plant will flower when it wants to go to seed."
I told her I was spoke for by you,
and there is nothin' that she can do,
and she told me that I can't hold off forever.
Rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen.
I woke up Friday morning again she was right there.
She's smilin' just as happy and she naked just as bare.
She told me straight and frankly that this wasn't just a tease.
She's lonely and she's horny and she really aims to please.
I told her I was spoke for by you
and there was nothing that she can do
and she told me that I can't hold off forever.
Rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen.
Now I don't work on Saturdays so I'll have no excuse.
So if she's there tomorrow then resistance is no use.
Unless she finds you lyin' there in bed beside of me.
'Cause then I know she'll walk right out and leave us be.
And she'll know that I'm spoke for by you
and there is nothing that she can do.
Oh, please baby! I can't hold off forever!
Rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen.
Oh, please baby! I can't hold off forever!
Rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen.
Forever.
Rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen, rhen.
Author notes
Imagine this to be a doo wop song from the early sixties with a falsetto voice like Smokey Robinson.
For Amera.
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intresting...but quite hilarious!
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Somehow Smokey missed...
this gem on his greatest hits, but I think I heard him sing it in a bar in his early days. NIce write, let me know if reinforcements get tthere to keep her at bay. If so, send her to Virginia. LMFAO
Buddy
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haha... that's rough! cool and original write! thanks for entering!
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LMAO... Ok buster! I asked for a funny poem not a threat. This did make me smile and it sent all kinds of images through my mind. Thanks baby.
Love,
Amera
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No threat! The song itself explains how to neutralize the threat. Hop on that jet...
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