You 'fuck!' are the sunshine 'woof!'
That lights my 'cunt!' heart
You feed the *spit* essence of my 'fucker!' soul
Making me 'ugly fucking twat!' grow.
You pour your beauty
Into my 'nigger!' open hands
Washing me with 'cunt!' serenity
'Bomb!' Cleansing my core 'Fuck off, Fuck off nooooow!'
'Suck my cock you fucking whore!' I will always be
In your debt 'You slag!'
Forever held by your 'Smelly cunt!'
Mesmerizing aura 'You fucking slut! Die Die you trashy fucking whore!'
I love you.
*spit*
Author notes
Random swearing is always good.
A contest entry
- Controversy by I swashbuckler OK.
470 points, ended July 22, 2007, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - shock me, PLEASE! (been extended) by Jiyo.
3000 points, ended August 10, 2007, 65 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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what the hell is this?!? I mean that in a congradulatory way, you have confused me to the point of not remembering what this was originally about, but after reading the title a second time, I remembered...a love song? I would like to hear you sing this some time....and then the cold cocking happens, lol, nice joba
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I thought I had read most the good ones in the contest and was painstakingly reading the dregs of what was left. This was a pleasant surprise.
Very funny and with potential to piss people off but sadly looking at the comments it hasn't.
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Fuck it. I knew I should have entered the autism one.
Bollocks.
I'm gonna write one called 'All geordies are poofs' just for you.
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That's very beautiful. I wish someone would write a poem like that for me.
I think this would be even better to be heard aloud. Hilarious.
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God will punish you in his own ?!>fu$%$%cking?!"}% way for this.
Fall down on your bloody sodding knees in the goddam dust and beg he doesn't smash you into lumps of cockadoody.
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It is ok, I have begged for forgiveness an d for some strange reason, The Lord has granted.
A-woof woof-men
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I laughed my ass off reading this, the only part I personally didn't like was
"Into my 'nigger!'"
Perhaps I have seen 'To Kill A Mockingbird' and other such movies too many times ...
lol
Wonderfully random write
Stay safe
~Amanda
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Great "Fuck" poem
Ha HA ... that is absolutely "Fucking" hilarious. Never have I read anything so "Fucked up cunt" funny on this site.
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Are you trying to tell us something?
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This is brilliant! I have never read anything like it. It might not be pc but you can't help but laugh! Thanks for this! Steph x
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I've shed a fuckpisseatme tear over this lovely suckatampon piece of pure utterfuckingassholeshit romanticism!
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Suckatampon? Oh that is perfect.
You just know I will be shouting that one while shopping at the supermarket later.
Along with 'Bomb!' and 'Terrorist!'.
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Oh my,oh my this is certainly the first piece of creativity have come across re love and tourettes and I clicked out of curiosity,for I watched the Big Brother show on channel 4 with Pete,who had tourettes,and this was exactly how he spoke inbetween being the most delightful chap and speaking politely.I did smile wryly,the language is extreme but that's the point,the ode to love starts of like every ode and is interspersed with innapropriate remarks,quite true to the life of the tourette sufferer,though I felt your author remarks were possibly unnecessary,this is certainly an original piece of creativity!!!
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The author notes were an extension of the poem itself.
Thank you.
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Too bad there isn't an option for more lil clappers! This was fanfckntastic! It is so refreshing to read something funny.....I would love to know what inspired this......thanks for ticklin my funny bone.......
Warm thoughts and Best wishes,
Ashley
btw Looks like ya won't be alone in Hell!
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rofl. This is horrible, but not in a bad way. Great job and hope to read more.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i love it lol bloody amazing well done always knew you had a little secret lol
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Fantastic! Again, very funny! Great write!
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Thanks, if there really is a Hell, then my place is booked
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