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When a lady plays with her cello
She should always remember
She has something between her legs
Which many people would like to
Get their eager hots hands on
So don't play a bum note.
 

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  • HMMMMMMMMM

    About as boring as going to the dentist, actually going to the dentist would be better than reading your vulgar, ridiculous penning.

  • luvdrkchocolate
    June 24, 2007
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    lol This is quite a funny poem that you have here. You made me laugh on this one because even though I knew what you were saying, for some reason it really helped me see a lady sitting there with this large musical instrument and a avidly watching crowd. That's pretty cool. You did a good job of expressing yourself.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    May 18, 2007

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    Sir Thomas Beecham would have been proud of you, especially since you just stole part of his famous joke. But you improved it.

  • Cinnarry gold member
    April 24, 2007
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    thank you for entering