Putting one's wet finger in a light socket is not a way to see if it is turned on.
A contest entry
- One Liners... Maddening things you wish someone had told you. . by Melodies.
450 points, ended April 22, 2007, 17 entries
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Great advice there. Although I must admit it is something I have done quite often. You know how we teens are, always doing stupid stuff for our own entertainment. haha.
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Thanks for the great comment. Age doesn't have much to do with making choices that are dumb at stupid.
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Oy Double Time!!
I would say if one wanted to get a fro...then heck...that is one advice to take
I am not familiar with the word lock socket but heck...
if electrical currents flow through there....then it can produce a hair raising experience
(parents tried to keep it locked- I was like McGyver)
Loved this one!!
Best wishes to You in the contest
Many blessings too
and my Love
~ Desire~*~
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Thank you precious. Yep there are things you will be shock if you try them huh?
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O.o
I actually laughed out loud. Wonderful. haha. <3 Yeah. I chewed on a power cord once as a kid. Maybe that's what's wrong with me...*electric fizzle twitch*
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Thank you for the comment. Yep, lots of fun.
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MADE ME LAUGH kinda wickedly, though...
Just thinking about doing this gives me the shivers! 
But you might suggest it to your worst enemy who you never want to see again, ever, in this life or the next! 
A very smart and funny line that I love! 
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At least you never forget the advice if you learn it after the fact.
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Hahaha...this is very funny and quite cute too. Deff not a good thing to do. Well done and good luck.
~Miraculous~
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Especially not a good thing to find out the hard way. Does make for a great new hair style.
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