There was a young man named Jim Potter
they called Potter the pee-potty squatter
cause he'd park his asshole
a ways up from the bowl
or his scrotum hung down in the water!
If you ask Jim to speak of this feat
as he's squatting to keep his dry meat
"It's a bit of a pain"
he will say with disdain
"But I'll never get crabs from the seat!"
In a list
A contest entry
- Humor in Brevity by RatherImaginative.
1500 points, ended June 10, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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The comments are far more intertaining than the write itself. The way you go at each other ... any doc would have a hard time determining which of you was not anal!
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never mind, I'm busy thumbing my nose.
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I was suspecting that I'd get at least one limerick . . .
It made me smile, though I wonder why the guy doesn't just stand like a normal male. It'd solve his problems. 
Thanks so much for entering my contest!
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Um... He'd get pretty backed up over time just standing, don't you think.
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If I may be bold
Please let it be told
That water is cold
Lieu of penis hold
Opt for scrotum fold
If urine is gold
It may well be sold
Until we are polled
We just might be rolled.
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very comical
But beware, I've heard the little vermin can jump
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this is grand
i do that i have never sat on a public commode
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This happened because one day the toilet was partially plugged and so the waterline was an inch higher, subsequently soaking my balls upon sitting. At first, I was terrified i would always have to do this, like they had lowered or something, but when I plunged it, things went back to abnormal.
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That's his only concern, he's got it made in the shade.
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Barty cannot see this to be so funny because of grammatical naughtinesses and also too many exclamation markings! But 2nd line is very good one.
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OK, Then I take it Barty's anal. Thanks for the comment.
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Anal? Do you mean I enjoy sodomy?
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You can take it to mean that. I meant it in the psychoanalytic manner.
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Psychoanalytic manner? Psyscholoists call their patients anal do they? Barty thinks not. Barty thinks you are a very silly person.
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Let me say for the record, that psychoanalysts do indeed have a classification of anal retentive. Often it is called anal for short. Yes, they call the patients who care for detail over content anal. You couldn't enjoy a good limerick because it may have had a grammatical irregularity and each final line had an exclamation point? And I am the silly one?
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OMG!! This poem [[odd as it was]] was amazing! I like the way you rhymed. It was hilarious after watching a very depressing and terrible movie ((children of men)) this gave me a good laugh. Very well done! && Thanks for the laugh.
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LMAO....
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flushes toilet
whew that one stank like a biohzard level 5 alert.
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Ohhh, clever. Thank you so much for the well needed chuckle!!
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Haha, those are some images I didn't want to see! Great anyway though.
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Lost and lost of humor here...what ever gave you this idea, never mind, I don't want to know lol,well done, very funny, thanks for sharing
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gee whiz
here are two bunnies with some Charmin
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'tward the end his time
pain Jim did find,
He finally said 'fu&k it'
so he shat in a bucket,
'twas nicer on his behind....
I got a great laugh outta this one Allan....
As you can tell the limerick above is inspired by yourself and 'Jim"... lol
Excellent laugh mate.
Jeffro
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hhah oh god, the images. =p
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Of Crabs and clap.
Bloody great mate !! loved this a lot what a great way to start a Sunday morning. needed agiggle ... three claps for this ...lol
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This was tooooooo funny!! and if this does not make the contest holder laugh, then nothing will!!!!! What a read this one is!! I loved it~!!!!! Best of luck in the contest! Keep that pen flowing.
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