Things You'll Never See Again

I've made a list of things you'll probably will never see again
though some you may still own, others  from way back when;
there are those I personally never will, others very  rarely
since there are so many, I can only touch the surface barely;

More than likely, you'll never find a Hitler in the phone book
or parents naming their son Judas, when taking their first look,
how about the Gremlin, you have to admit it was an unusual car
not only was it the ugliest vehicle,  it never got you very far,

You can bet you'll never see in my house Tang or canned Spam
neither Chef Boyardee spaghetti, Chung King or deviled ham;
if you enjoy these delicacies,  you'll have to  forgive  me
but hard as you look, in my cupboards these you'll not see!

We might even see a black and white but never a remote-less TV
and hopefully no reruns of My Mother the Car, don't you agree?
drive-ins are becoming extinct, my town destroyed the last one
put up a Public Storage, can someone shoot them, we are overrun!

I could go on but each one of you, starting to turn are your own wheels
oh, how about candy cigarettes, warning they could lead to the real?
that's it, I have to quit, or else I could go on, with  no end in sight
one more, the pet rock, wait the Chia pet, alright I'll say goodnight!