I am a SUPERHERO!
Yes, that is true!
I fight crime
and I protect you!
I am strong;
a powerful man!
Able to crush cars
like an aluminum can!
I can fly
to the edge of space!
I can run fast;
would you like to race?
Bullets can't harm me
for they bounce right off!
Knives can't cut me;
those I do scoff!
I catch the bad guys
and send them to jail
The cops are so grateful!
They send me, "All hails"!
For I am a Superhero!
Handsome and brave!
All the women love me;
they swoon and they rave!
but when the day is done
and i head to my place,
my hero's mask is off
from my normal face.
For my wife is calling
now i know fear.
"Where have you been!?"
"uh, nowhere dear."
for i am a superhero;
that is my life,
but please, i beg you,
don't tell my wife.
Author notes
I know it's a bit long, but I hope you enjoy. Also, NO that is not me in the costume. Just a pic I found on the web. Thought it fit nicely with the piece.
In a list
A contest entry
- FUNNY POEMS ENTER HERE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH by A Leper Messiah.
600 points, ended April 30, 2007, 10 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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lol, it's very good.
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Well Now
You sure have me laughing. Even superheros have to come home to...smile. I loved this piece.
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ROFL...This is really funny and I think that you'd make the greatest superhere ever... Great job and good luck in the contest! and btw, you are MY superhere, bro.
<3 your sis
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lmao. Best one so far. I enjoyed it a lot. Great flow and rhyme.
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Lol..this was cute.
Your rhyming was done well in this.
The ending really made me giggle.
Tough job being a superhero.
Great piece, I liked it.
Keep it up.
~Miraculous~
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