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It's pronouced "Re-PORE"

Tonight on the Colbert Report
There are plenty of good things in store:
I'll give Bush a fake vote,
Find a book to promote,
And call some female democrat a whore!

Author notes

I like the show, but that's pretty much what happens in every episode. And FYI 'report' is pronounced 're-pore' (becuase the 't' in 'colbert' is silent, and he wanted the words to match)

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  • patsoldcat
    June 9, 2007
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    such words

    colbert, thought that was a cheese
    bush, now a plant to pick berrys from
    book a fine thing for table or shelf, as none are read today.
    and a female dem a whore, roles are roles both sides of the government male and female sell their favors to the same john.
    this was a marvelous write thanks for the laugh
    i needed it this morning.


  • Dead Fishies
    April 30, 2007
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    Very nice, very witty. You are a witty girl, my dear.


  • SimpleSoldier
    April 21, 2007

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    lol, awesome and the last line is classic Colbert. Well done, you'r on your way to the finals, good luck.