Watching the TV
Wife complains in the background
She is such a bitch
Author notes
Completely original and not inspired by Amera's Haiku at all.
In a list
A contest entry
- Haiku Contest!! by KnightOfTheRose.
325 points, ended April 29, 2007, 39 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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bravo!!!
hahahahaha
this is comedy!
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hehe! that was sooooooooo good! I definitely got a good laugh off this piece! a well written haiku!!! my favorite line of the piece was the way you ended it "She is such a bitch" that was sooooo funny!!! thank you so much for entering!! excellent work and the best of luck in my contest!!!
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Cool haiku about modern life I liked this it was quite funny Good luck in the contest.
Pozo
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Hahahahaha , Love the comments , you guys rock !!! Storm
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~Many Scarlet Applauses and Kisses~
Life's a bitch, you marry one, and then you die.
And most likely she will marry someone younger and better and be the sweetest to him lmao. And give him unlimited sex muahahahaa.
Oh and then they pee on your grave for the finale.
Lady Blue~
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You're funny as hell! Who are you?
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~Lady Blue~
Bows elegantly*
Why I am Lady Blue of course. Enchantingly beautiful and knowledgeable beyond comprehension lol.
I adore blue roses and gorgeous things.
And I, know of thee.
Indeed.
Remember, I adore the beautiful ones. *winks*
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Unlimited sex is right. How do you think I died. No problem.
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ive never got my head what haiku is lol but hey i love how you ahve worded this one well done xx
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ignoring the wife
husband makes judgment error
lost sex privileges
Love,
Amera
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wife is such a bitch
sex with her isn't much fun
got me a mistress -
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Checked the mistress out
Her health card had expired
Husband scratches balls
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I go to clinic
not the least bit sad to go
mistress is the nurse -
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Wife is a doctor
Tells nurse to give salt peter
Limp little weinie
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nurse is MY mistress
gives me viagra instead
clinic closed early -
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Viagra works well
Wife held in awe, falls on knees
Begs for forgivness
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I forgive you hun
get on the table with nurse
let's all play doctor -
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I jump on table
Smiling, wanting to please
Husband always right
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love does conquer all
with the help of viagra
a happy ending
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