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Potty Training

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Ray Charles pops onto the iTunes as my son
Cyrus plays under my shaky cheap telescope.
He's two and a half.

"Cyrus, watch your head" I say

He says "yeah"

I go "what"

"yeah" he says,
like he knows what the fuck he's talking about

"Daddy" he approaches me with a magnetic refrigerator chicken
about the size of his hand

"yes" I stir from my typing

"Chicken's going poop"

"Really?", I say

"Yep" he quickly snaps back

"Well, I hope he does it in the toilet"

I offer with all the confidence of a two time father
I only see the black back of the chicken, he has the
colorful side.

"Oh, yeah... He sure does" he says with a smile

Jumping at the opportunity I look over at him with a
silent yearning,

"and how about you? Do
you go cocca in the toilet?"

I offer to the Elohim above...

"nope!"

I laugh, he laughs, he calls me "funny"?

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  • luvdrkchocolate
    June 2, 2007

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    Yep. I offer you lots of reviews now. I'll try to catch up tomorrow maybe. But today I'm going to review this one. That's a really wonderful picture you have up there. You're is so adorable. You look like such a proud father in that picture. And I don't know if you did but I could swear that this poem has been changed a whole lot since the last time I read it. It has, hasn't it? I don't remember exactly what it said before but I can tell you that I think that it reads really great now. I remember thinking this poem was cute before but now it really sparkles. Does that make any sense? I'm never really sure. Just wanted to tell you that this poem really shows how much you value being a father and how much you love your children. I feel a lot of warmth from this poem. You did a good job.


  • truembrace
    May 5, 2007
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    - and there are some writes that all one can do is applause --


  • bw43
    May 4, 2007
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    i wonder... do you ever have any regular home photos? or do you take professional? i have never seen you post a pic that looked like it was from a personal camera... everything is always perfect.

  • bw43
    May 4, 2007

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    awwwwwww that is such an adorable little story. kids are so cute. they are so funny. your baby is so beautiful. i just want to give him a big hug. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


  • Naughtygrlred
    May 1, 2007
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    how cute


  • cvillelisa
    April 26, 2007
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    Wow.
    what a departure from what I'm used to reading from you.

    Can't believe he's that old. I remember when he was born. I bet he's awfully cool. Despite 2.5 year old diapers. Awful those things... I shall offer up some prayers myself for a quick training.

    Good to read this. Made me smile and think of your heckle.

    Lisa


  • Shadow-Flame
    April 21, 2007

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    Ugh... Kids... LOL

    I thought it was great, man! Typical kid, right? I mean... Wow... My neice is alot like that. I guess that's what so great about kids, though... They're so cute and innocent and hardheaded. Keep up the good work, my friend.
    ~Spike~


  • grannyeri gold member
    April 20, 2007

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    What ever works, use it. Some take so long to train, others are on that pot in no time flat everytime they have to go. Have fun. Remember the fun your mom had training you! LOL Cute write. Enjoyed the read.


  • NurseChilly gold member
    April 20, 2007

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    now that's what it's all about...

    yeppppp

    and he's so damned cute too..... quite a lil' man there


  • SeptemberFaith
    April 19, 2007

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    It sounds like your little man is giving you a run for your money It would figure he picked up some of your traits, he is your kid, afterall

    Take care Jeremi!

    Criss

  • luvdrkchocolate
    April 19, 2007
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    Too cute!

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