Humpty Dumpty!

Humpty Dumpty was sitting on the wall,
Sucking his thumb and scratching his balls.
He began beating his meat so hard,
He fell from the wall and landed hard.

Old Humpty Dumpty landed face down,
And stuck his hard cock right in the ground.
When the King's Men came to put him back,
They saw Humpty's cock jammed in a crack.

The King's Captain said "You're lucky boy,
You damned near busted your little toy!"
Humpty was embarrassed and turned pink,
Said "I'll not do that no more I think!"

But as we know from the story told,
Humpty's word wasn't made of no gold.
He was beating his meat when he fell,
This story's almost to sad to tell.

Yes Humpty fell from that wall again,
And he made a real mess when he fell.
The "King's Men" got lots of scrambled eggs,
And poor old Humpty went straight to Hell!!