Have you ever had the strange urge to cut
your wrists with the shards of your broken heart?
Do you wear pants that are so straight and tight
that your shoes fly off every time you fart?
Do you practice crying in the mirror
while you write you sad, suicidal rhymes?
Is your hair dyed blacker than the night sky?
Do you wear a stupid fade all the time?
Do you star in your own melodrama
that's worse than a crappy soap-opera show?
Are we all guests to your pity party?
If you answered yes, you might be an emo!
We all know pain, heartbreak, fear, rage, and tears,
and getting all depressed is not a crime.
Though we don't all let emotion rule us,
everyone's a little bit emo sometimes!
Author notes
Bam! Take that, emo subculture! Ha... Kidding. I hope that everyone gets a kick out of this. I sure enjoyed writing it.
~Spike~
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Comments
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nicee.
you made a damn good point.
& made it humourous all at once.
kudos fer suree.

