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society for the protection of vowels or 'sftpv'for short -special message:
h ll 
g  d  v n ng
n c t m  t y
h w  r y  d  ng
w    r st rt ng  p  c mp  gn f r th  pr t ct  n  f v w ls s t h s b  n br  ght t    r  tt nt n d  t th  ff ct  f gr  n h  s  g s s
t  th s  ff ct  nd  s fr m th s m m nt c rt  n w rds  r b nn d     



society for the protection of consanants or 'o' for short- special message:
e  o
oo  e e i
i e  o ee ou
o a  ou  oi
e a e  a  i u  a  a  ai    o    e    o e  io  f o  a a 
  i  a  ee  ou o  a  e  io  ue o e e  e  o    ee  ou e  a e  i  io 

the world needs you to save vowels and consanants recycle recycle recycle and if you cant do that have you thought of regurgitating-that way two can share what was originally a meal for one plus you will need to go to the toilet less if you regurgitate so you will use less toilet paper there as well.you should get a medal if it wasnt such a waste of resources
the first sets of consanants and vowels have been sent over to africa and are being used in school rooms across the continent and two lorry loads of regurgitated meals are also arriving there daily.that way we get all of the taste and non of the fat and they get to grow fatter.its an ideal arrangement
using only the first set of words above (called the vowels protection method )reduced cancer in 76percent of female rats with hats on.
the use of the second system of consonant saving enabled three villages in west uzbekistan to be heated up for three hours until they begged for mercy as after all it was 80 degrees outside but it worked.

adn nwo fr0 teh siocety fro bda schpelingk- just miss out all your vowels and consanants and that should cure any of your problems if you cant spell
communicating this way cured the headlice in four out of ten couples about to undergo major surgery.


try not to share your thinks- thats whats leads to wars. if hitler had never spoken we wouldnt have had all that carry on plus who dressed him is partly to blame.if he had been wearing a bright yellow dress and a t- shirt from primark that shrunk in the first wash and crimpilene trousers that were four inches too short above his white nylon socks everyone would have thoughht he was a geek and ignored him i mean he tried his best to look geekish with his swept over wig and rubber moustache but everyone regarded them as a new fashion instead.didnt they know how to recognise a geek lunatic- its all his mothers fault. never teach your children to speak until they are 21 and too much of a late starter to cause wars or join armies plus they never get to answer you back.and it makes them shy and backward. yes in my opinion everyone should be shy and a bit backward then we would all be nicer to each other and especially to me.only old people should be allowed to go to war to give them something to do and to stop them annoying their families plus they wont be able to do any fighting due to having to go to the doctors every day and of course they spend the whole morning taking tablets.so there would only be the afternoon to go to war and that is when they have their nap and after that they have to have their tea and by then it might be too dark and cold to go outside to do a bit of warring or it could be too hot.

 
nine out of ten people who read this oo article expressed a desire to rub their bodies up and down on it and voted it the new beauty product of the year