And so I start to dribble from the lips
And strange vibrations stir within my loins
I'm standing here with hands upon my hips
And wondering where I might acquire the coins
To travel over pond and to the states
By plane or boat to take me far from here
To where this horny woman now awaits
In highest heels and sexy bondage gear
Alas I think I might not make the trip
So stranded here and horny is my fate
My coinage will not get me on the ship
And so I must sit here and masturbate
Though sorrowful this tale please do not mourn
Just spare a thought for my foreskin, all torn.
Author notes
I think I have hit rock bottom here.
This one is for Soulful Woman.
She made me put this in the notes because she is a domineering woman/bitch (she also told me to put that, see what I mean?).
In a list
A contest entry
- Soulful Woman...Gimme your Soul! by Whoochi.
1000 points, ended April 18, 2007, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This is very funny!!! I hope that it did not truly happen to you, my friend!!!!!!!! Did you ever make it to this woman's side???? I surely hope so!!! Good humorous write. It made me laugh!!!! Enjoyed!!!!
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One Wonders
Well, I'm debating overhow much attention to give to your torn foreskin - very attractive image...
Alright, another funny piece, charming and entertaining...not realy sure what you're going through or what has sparked these odd comments about "hitting rock bottom" but I'm sure if she has a rock bottom, that you'll enjoy it nonetheless.
Good write.
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Strewth, mate, you need to realise that the best thing in life is a can of beer in your left hand and let Mrs Fist (the old right hand) do the rest!
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lol ok.... so you have been mastered... well done on a different look at things... i am glad you have found a true Mistress to dominate your soul... She has done well...lol. i wish you luck in your contest...
cheers
Jen
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forgot these
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Am I not really worth some coins, my love..???
It would be so worth the trip, I promise you...
Yeah, Laura, stay outta this..this one is for me...LOL
Thank you love, it was ermmm something to remember for sure..
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OMGGGGGGGG am so proud of this....the start of our new group! HA...seriously, glad to see this...had me laffin and sure she will get a kick out of it too....OK, so no $$ so heres some thoughts.....
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wow ohhh my god you ahve been a busy bee tonight well done this is utterly amazing xxxxxxxxxxxx
laura xxx
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Erm, no it isn't you mad cow. lol
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