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Wedding of Amera and PerVirtuous

 

 

PerVirtuous (groom) Amera (bride)

 

 

 

The wedding party files in. First the Brides party: DK akaLunaticSerene as maid of honor and Dalaney34 and Roses on Fire as bridesmaids – Johnny D is the father.


The Groom’s party files in: Kindred Spirit as best man, Blissful Diamond, Delta, Amber Danielle.

PerVirtuous, will you take Amera  to be your cyber wedded wife? Will you love, comfort, honor and respect her? Will you promise never to place her on the ignore list, and to be there through the splits? Will you promise to email and to chat and never to flood her until system crash you do part? Will you share all live has to offer both online and IRL (in real life) with her from this day forward?


[PerVirtuous]
I will.


[Reverend: Jesse Jackson]
Amera , will you take PerVirtuous to be your wedded husband? Will you love, comfort, honor and respect him? Will you promise never to place him on the ignore list, and to be there through the splits? Will you promise to email and to chat and never to flood him until system crash you do part? Will you share all life has to offer both online and IRL (in real life) with him from this day forward?


[Amera ]
I will.



[PerVirtuous]
I PerVirtuous, take you Amera , to be my wife, my friend, my love. I needed the strength of a companion who could understand me and accept me for who I was. I needed a special friend with whom I could share both laughter and tears. I needed a confidante who would always be ready to share hopes, dreams, and secrets. I needed you. Finding you and loving you has become the central event in my life. I promise to love you and laugh with you as long as we both shall live. This is my solemn vow.


[Amera ]
I Amera , take you PerVirtuous, to be my husband, my friend, my love. I needed the strength of a companion who could understand me and accept me for who I was. I needed a special friend with whom I could share both laughter and tears. I needed a confidante who would always be ready to share hopes, dreams, and secrets. I needed you. Finding you and loving you has become the central event in my life. I promise to love you and laugh with you, comfort and encourage you, be open with you and stay with you as long as we both shall live. This is my solemn vow.


[Reverend: Jesse Jackson]
(Ring Exchange) Dear God, let these rings be to PerVirtuous and Amera a symbol of unending love, to remind them of the vows which they have made this day.


[PerVirtuous]
I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage. With my body I honor you, all that I am I give to you, all that I have I share with you.


[Amera ]
I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage. With my body I honor you, all that I am I give to you, all that I have I share with you.


[Reverend: Jesse Jackson]
(Sanctity of Marriage) Those whom God has joined together, let no one put asunder. If anyone knows of any reason why this marriage should not take place DCC now, or forever hold your mouse.


(Closing)
Before God and this congregation, both IRL (in real life) and throughout Cyberspace you have given your consent and made your marriage vows to each other. You have declared your marriage by joining of hands and by giving and receiving a ring.
By the power vested in me by the State of Confusion and the Universal Cyber Church, I hereby pronounce to the world that you are husband and wife.
PerVirtuous, you may **KISS** your Bride !!!!


Let me be the first to
formerly introduce to all of you online and throughout the world - Mr. & Mrs. PerVirtuous!!!

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  • DK akaLunaticSerene gold member
    April 18, 2007

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    May your loving cups runneth over, and may you always have soft steamy wash clothes on hand to wipe it up when they do!



    A toast to the bride and groom:



    The two of you remind me of a beautiful day in May...
    and December!!!
    Much Love!
    dk


  • cafegroundzero silver member
    April 17, 2007
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    Cool! All love and good health to bride and bride

    or bride and groom whatever.

    So, where's the honeymoon?


  • manoguru
    April 17, 2007

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    as if having an online friend was not wierd enough, online wedding is beyond my comprehension!!! so can you tell me what this is all about?

    if i had seen your picture before, with those wonderfully sexy legs, i would have surely asked you to marry me. lol

    by the way, does this site permit polygamy or polyandy or say same-sex marriage?


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 17, 2007
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      I believe in the "Don't ask - Don't tell" policy. If nobody asks me to follow their rules I don't tell them to stuff it. Thanks for attending, and no - four is a crowd.

    • Amera gold member
      April 17, 2007
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      Legs? Thank you, my best attribute. Yes, I think Ap supports all that. We might have to move to Utah. lol

  • BlueIsisQueenRaven
    April 17, 2007

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    ~Atusha Avarus~

    I am not sure what to say. Congrats? But if I did this, it would mean I believe in love, and I do not. So I am compelled to say, sorry about your luck. Weddings here on ap never last. Should call it Hollywood really. Have fun while it lasts before you start to argue and ignore. And then you have to rearrange your whole profile because the beloved one has left for good. Have fun.


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 17, 2007
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      Aren't you the fun one! I understand why you would say that. But, you see... love is not like money, where what is being bought and the money exchanged have to be reasonably equal or somebody goes out of business. I have a limitless supply of love, because it is dependent upon no one but me. She can have all she wants, regardless of what she does, because I will never run out. Even if she never gives me any love in return, which I assure you she does, I will still be satisfied, as all the love I give her passes through me, and is mine while it does. So, as long as I love her I am feeling love. It is only when people try to bargain with love like it is money, status, or something to be proud of that troubles begin. I understand this and intend to offer her such unconditional love as I described. Let me ask you one question: Would you walk away from that or put it on ignore?

  • Desire gold member
    April 16, 2007

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  • Desire gold member
    April 16, 2007
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    Congratulations!!

    Official comment:


    This is so Beautiful...I held my mouse while shaking fingers wanted to click...got the twitches..
    I found some cyber rice...actually pixie dust but I have to throw separately

    Congratulations and can't wait to hear about the Honeymoon...(prepares cam)

    I have a cyber bun warmer in the mail...
    got it from ebay
    be back to throw something at both of You..

    (wipes tears from eyes)
    This is one special moment

    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 17, 2007
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      Why thank you for coming back for an official comment. Here is my official response. Is pixie dust an aphrodisiac? I got this wild Jones...er... thanks for the cyberbun warmer. It will come in handy if we ever get some cyberbuns. You have a camcorder? Want to record the honeymoon for posterity? We'll get extra champagne?

  • Desire gold member
    April 16, 2007
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    Oh My Gosh!!


    Clears throat

    I need to come back and make an official comment..
    this is my unofficial one

    I'm still chuckling from the picture
    and trying to inhale without crying tears of
    laughter and happiness...
    so me be back...after I read this again for the third time
    Rev Jesse Jackson

    plus I want to get cyber-rice or whatever I can throw at You both without giving a virus
    I'll be back
    but I leave my mark with 3 clappies


  • Dalaney gold member
    April 15, 2007

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    To you both....Four bunnies, a toaster, a subscription to Hustler, and some shower curtain rings.

    Love to you both....Lane

    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 16, 2007
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      As I reread your comment, you have me confused. How do you give four bunnies? Look below the comment box... theres one smiling bunny, two smiling bunnies, and three smiling bunnies. There is not an option for four smiling bunnies. How do you plan to give four? There weren't even any attached to your comment? Do you know bunny tricks that I don't???

    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      Amera is toasting some bunnies, I'm reading Hustler, could you install the shower rings? There's Brandy in it for ya...

  • Sylvyrwyng silver member
    April 15, 2007

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    Many blessings for all here!

    Congratulations to two of the most wonderful people here! May you always be blessed and find happiness in all that you do, including the rough times that come with each relationship.

    Hugs and loves to you both!

    Chryssa


  • roses on fire
    April 15, 2007
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    beatiful!!!!!!!!!!!

    this is a wonderful wedding well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      I guess that means you have a new mom!!! Congratulations to you and thanks.

  • Laura
    April 15, 2007

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhh i would bought a gift had i known lol great poem and very many congrats to you both xxxx


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      I have many limericks for the Honeymoon, too! Thanks for attending.

  • Trixie08
    April 15, 2007

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    Awwwww!

    Thank you for inviting me, it's truly an honor. I want to wish you both all the happiness in the world and hope that your love grows with each passing day. Congrats!


  • MysticAngelEyes
    April 15, 2007

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    Congrats and thank you very much for the invite. That was a very lovley ceremony.I hope you are both very happy for many years to come.


  • Soulful Woman silver member
    April 15, 2007

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    Congratulations to the both of you..Thank you for the invite. Amera, keep him busy so he doesnt have time to analyze my work all the time...lol
    Now I am off to dance and drink.....
    Soulful Woman


  • 2lullabyhaven
    April 15, 2007

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    Overjoyed...

    Wishing happiness galore to the both of you. I am sure Amera knows what a winner she has in you. And, I also know that it takes one winner to recognize another. So we have a full house or round-robin. Sorry I can't share the cake, You should see my waistline...smile.


  • sparkling-assassin
    April 15, 2007

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    Awww How sweet!!!!! Congrats!
    *searches for cake*

  • Laura Lamarca
    April 15, 2007

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    Congratulations!! May your unity be like toilet paper - soft, strong and very, very long!! Now where's the Champers?


    • Amera gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      LMAO

      "like toilet paper" LOL, you crack me up! Have some cake!

  • Nephlim
    April 15, 2007

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    *tear tear* Wedding's always make me cry ... wait...

    Congratulations
    Congradulations? Not really sure. Ya'll better last forever though


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 15, 2007

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    Congratulations! May your systems never crash, and my my that w moonshine is the bomb! Thanks for sharing your joy with me.


  • Never Fall in Love gold member
    April 15, 2007

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    YAY
    I was invited to the wedding!!!!
    Congrats to the both of you

    May you both *erm... something* together forever
    be happy?
    love each other?
    something or the other
    ya know what I mean

    much love,
    NeveR ♥

  • cantletgoanymore
    April 15, 2007
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    awesome!
  • Stormraven
    April 15, 2007

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    Congratulations !! To you both ! ( Wobbles unsteadily on her feet )Mmmmm really like the punch , leers lustfully at various other wedding guests , trying to focus her eyes . Before passing out under the buffet . Storm


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007

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      *Pickes up Stormraven and puts her, excellently posed, upon the buffet table* A line immediately forms.

  • JohnnyD gold member
    April 15, 2007

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    bravo and best blessings to the newly weds! And may all your prose and rhymes flow freely from now on.




    Dad


    • Amera gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      Dad

      Thanks Dad... If he's not good to me, you can shoot him.

  • Im3
    April 15, 2007

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    I feel humble to be in the presence of such beauty, as I sit on the side of Amera. I iwsh you both well, by the way, nice legs!!!


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      Down boy, that's our wedding gift to one another... Thanks for attending.

  • Maddogk
    April 15, 2007

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    Congrats to the IRL B&G.
    If JohnnyD and Reverend Jesse Jackson gives their blessings, Then I, {but a humble Mongolian fruit fly Poet], shalst giveth his blessing also...
    *Bows with a smile, then takes a swill of bourbon*...
    'TO YOU BOTH'

    Jeffro

  • sunny day silver member
    April 15, 2007

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    Per Virtuous and Amera, Congratulations to both of you, that is wonderful. May your union be blessed with much happiness. I wish the very best for you. Love and God bless, Joyce


  • amid unnaked things
    April 15, 2007

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    Wowwww!!! I'm so happy for you both! Congrats all around!!!!!

    Cassie


  • PoetsAngel
    April 15, 2007

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    Congratulations, I hopw with all my being that the two of you will be very happy...much light and love xx


    Cathy


  • honey bear
    April 15, 2007

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    about time too that someone tried to make an honest man out of him ha ha ha he needs to be controled !
    CONGRATULATIONS Amera AND PerVirtuous and Kindred Spirit looks to me to be doing a REAL GOOD job !
    now pervy is married though he is gonna have to take a mistress (so is Amera ha ha ha)


  • Zeus the Woman
    April 15, 2007
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    congratulations <3

    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      Nice to see that the official photographer is here. Make sure to get some shots of.. you know... send me the bill.

  • grannyeri gold member
    April 15, 2007

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    My first virtual wedding! YEAH Congratulations to the happy couple. This is really great anad thanks so much for inviting me to be part of this wonderful event. You went to lots of trouble to get this just right!

    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      Ha ha ha. Yes. That is quite the understatement!! Thanks for coming.

  • Spiritvision angel
    April 15, 2007
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    congrats to both!!!! many happy yrs.

  • PerVirtuous gold member
    April 15, 2007
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  • acytra gold member
    April 15, 2007

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    At my one and only wedding....guess what? I MARRIED MYSELF!! NO KIDDING......I TOOK "HIM" TO BE......"MY L W "WIFE"" I didn't even realize it....and of course, EVERYONE ELSE DID....I FELT THE ACTUAL PAUSE....AND KID OF LOOKED "PERPLEXED" WHICH i WAS ACTUALLY....CAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT I HAD SAID....I WAS TOO BUSY "LOOKING SEXY AT 7 MONTHS PREGNANT"

    "THE ASSHOLE" ACTUALLY TRIED TO IGNORE IT.....AND HE NEVER BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN, BUT A FEW OTHERS DID...

    DAMN....I WAS A TOTAL IDIOT WITH A MAN I WAS TOTALLY AND PASSIONATLY IN LOVE WITH.

    WHEN WE WERE IN BED....I WAS CONFIDENT AND IN CONTROL...WHEN MY FEET HIT THE FLOOR, I WAS AFRAID AND TIMID AND UNSURE....AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.



    sorry for taking up so much room. and sorry for taking up so much of your honeymoon!!! damnit!!!!

    I am JEALOUS....


    • PerVirtuous gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      That's not so strange- if you weren't 7 months pregnant I'd have married you... You probably would have been a better match than him... right?

    • Amera gold member
      April 15, 2007
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      Don't be sorry... thanks for comming!

  • Amera gold member
    April 15, 2007
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    < I smile

    I stop, look at you... grab you by the hair and say: "aren't you going to kiss the bride?" Then I kiss you hard on the mouth.

  • PerVirtuous gold member
    April 15, 2007
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    Whatever you say, dear...

  • Amera gold member
    April 15, 2007

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    Now that I have doubled my RAM
    I take Allan’s hand and run with him
    out of the CPU
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