~~~Options~~~

Here sit I in my kitchen in America,
With a Shitty case of full-blown Sciatica,
Would rather be with someone in blissful Erotica,
~~~Not an Option!~~~

Right now my G. D.-ed leg hurts so  much,
I can't sit, stand, lie down- & please don't touch!
This rotten pain has my vocal chords reeling,
Exquisite in nature,
Quite disgusting in feeling!
~~This is not an option, factoid is more like it~~~


I need something strong-er than
What is prescribed for me to take
This is so for-real,horrible,
There is no fake!
My SOH it has not
And never will take!
~~~Not an Option!~~~

Its the grossest thing I've ever had,
Makes me pissed-off, gets me mad,
Look at all the fun I'm missing,
I am so bad...!!!!
~~~Not an Option!~~~

This leg hurts so frigging much,
Wish someone would whack it off to my  glory,
Then take it to a brick apartment house,
Toss it out  a window; has to be the 15th story!
~~~Not an Option!~~~

But then I'd be reduced to a
Social misfit,
I personally
Don't particulalrly give
One flying shit,
Like pimps and  whores:
This would be a dilemma ,for
I'd have no place to hang my drawers!
~~~Not an Option!~~~

Then I'd like someone to take
A properly loaded gun,
Stick the business end in my mouth,
And watch those cowards run!
Pull the trigger and
Blast through  my jaw,
Would be the biggest, bloody, sticky
Mess you ever saw!!!!!!
~~~Not an Option!~~~

Mick Jagger had a cool idea,
In a great "Stones" song:
"Sister Morphine" came to mind,
To bear this pain ( as I have) is so wrong!
~~~Maybe-Option!~~~

My doctor was so very kind
To offer me "MS Contin,"
I declined as was before I had
A side-effect quite rotten!
~~~Maybe an Option!~~~

(Its bad enough to be alone,
But now I really feel forgotten!)

This is my last(-ditch) attempt to kill this pain,
Lesser analgesics I demean,
For they had little effect on this,
I embrace you, Sister Morphine.
~~~This is an Option!~~~

I took one pill, then a second
I doubt if I'll get a rebuke,
For I don't give a flying fig
If I barf my brains out, as in puke!!!
~~~hmmmmph! Some Option!~~~C`est la vie!!!

For That side effect,I
Have had before and probably will;
For I need the Big Sister to Vicodin,
That pretty potent little round blue pill!!!
~~~I took that Option~~~

I am so miserable in my pain,
I've yelled, I've cursed, ,I've cried!
I am desperate for this misery's end;
I know I'm all screwed-up inside.
~~I may be stuck with this option~~~

All I want
Is some relief,
My spirit was robbed,
By the Devil, that thief!
~~~Lousy Option~~~

I also want only
To recover and get well,
So I can get back into my life,
And tell that pain to go to Hell!
~~~Want this Option!~~~