Darlings, I am ever so excited to tell you that I have decided to become an angel in heaven!
I know, it sounds crazy,
And illegal,
But I belive I can spread more joy and happiness from up above than I ever could down here.
So tomorrow morning, I have asked all the adorable woodland carnivours to come devour my body and internal organs.
(Why waste a perfectly good piece of meat? Sure, it may be a bit fatty, but they've told me
Human is a delicacy now-a-days, so I don't think they will mind.)
And if that doesn't work,
I can always stick my head into a fryalator
(I do LOVE french fries!)
So farewell physically my friends!
Remember, I shall always be with you in your minds,
Bringing you little rays of sunshine in the morning!
Keep on looking at the bright side of life
XOXO,
Sherry Perkykins
P.S.- Yes, I am aware that Heaven may not exist
And that means I will just be a dead body in the ground.
But hey, at least I finally got to discover what happens after death. Yay!
Adding your comment:
It made me smile. I was happy to see someone chose this option. You did really well with it, I think. I found it quite amusing, especially the part about the fryalator, it was darkly cheery. hehe. This is however, prose. It is not poetry. I was expecting a more poetic sort of piece but I suppose the fact that it's a suicide note could have thrown someone off. Anyway, I am glad to see a piece like this in my contest so thank you for entering.
