So I knew this cockroach
And he soooooo wasn’t my friend
He wouldn’t go away
Even though I tried to flush him down the drain
His fucking stinky ass breath wouldn’t blow away
So I then decided I needed a more powerful spray
To get rid of his horrid odor of gay and dismay
I tried and tried but damn he must like me
CUZ HE WONT GO AWAY!
And he soooooo wasn’t my friend
He wouldn’t go away
Even though I tried to flush him down the drain
His fucking stinky ass breath wouldn’t blow away
So I then decided I needed a more powerful spray
To get rid of his horrid odor of gay and dismay
I tried and tried but damn he must like me
CUZ HE WONT GO AWAY!
Author notes
haha well... lets just say theres an analogy that i had came with on this topic and if u would like to know just message or comment me and ill be sure to explain it in the best way i know how to... haha enjoy my weirest poem yet... haha
Please tell me what you think
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OMG
I CANT BELIEVE U ACTUALLY PUT IT ON HERE!!!!
hehe, now I'm going to start making cockroach jokes AGAIN!!!!!

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Hahaha yeah this is weird. AND funny too.
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haha thanks!
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well my first thought was wtf *blink blink* i thought it was funny though. but yeah, deffinately weird to say the very least. good work to say though!!
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YEAHHH!
hahahaha! thanks... i know im goofy and crazy but that poem made me feel great! haha yeah i came up with the idea that my ex is like a cockroach in MANY ways... sooo i decided to write a poem about it... HAHAHA!
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I HATE COCKROACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol funny poem, gotta love weird poems too *wink wink*
kudos!
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haha thanks... well technically it wasnt bout a cockroach but it was about how i compared someone to a cockroach because i HATE COCKROACHES 2! hahaha but thank you for the comment! it is much appreciated!
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