You

you look like a pile of used tampons that accumulated after 2 thousand girls vaginas bled non stop for over a year.
you feel like the massive lumps from the worst case of genital warts in the known history of man
you smell like the mouths of 10 thousand ostriches after licking the rank vaginas of 6.5 thousand female prostitutes
you walk like jimmy hoover, as if your bum bum were filled with a stale loaf of bread
you talk like the girl from the t-mobile commercial. you know that one with the high pitched annoying ass voice.
you act like a 10 year old suffering from ADHD, while in the depths of a crack binge...
you breath as if you were 453 pounds over weight and you were being aroused with a ham sandwich.
you laugh like a dying hyena after it gets shit on by an elephant
you are my reason that every morning i wake up and cry... not because you are alive.. but because i havent yet died.
you werent worth every breath of air i put into this relationship
Thank You.