A magenta Hitler stamp with a tinge of lemon zest complements your hair
my favorite prostitute.
That’s what I said, but this is what I heard:
You’re an amazing lover, and I am glad we are together. I was astounded by her hasty leave.
Lacking a nipple, I find that eating asparagus through my corpus callosum is moderate to heavy duty difficulty
for a level twenty orca on Everquest. My horns aren’t working on the ice,
and my sanity is on the burner in the back with the ice in the back of the back burner…
did I just say that? This is what I heard:
”Do you have any batteries…I require them for my friend’s RC car that he just bought for his child.”
Why isn’t anyone telling me what the hell I am saying?
I also have two ways to use my paralyzation beam through my deviated septum—
who needs two nostrils for maximum power?
I’m a level twenty Orca I tell that bitch in the white coat.
I don’t want more booty juice God dammit! Let’s discuss the 11th dimension,
so I can use my intellectual gizzard—yeah it’s near my spleen,
to break down a bunch of heavy duty apples, like the one that fell on Fig Newton’s head—
God damn they are covered in a brown crust, and as we all know, brown rhymes with frown.
They said I used to FUNCTION. I’ll show you a function—
ON A CALCULATOR I found this cool button
that warps time and space into only if I don’t kick them—
one purple pill a day after meals.
A contest entry
- isn't insanity b.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l.l by bleeding-within.
300 points, ended April 19, 2007, 20 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Steeped in horror, Lost in pain by MiseriaCantare13.
450 points, ended April 27, 2007, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Imagination by burdened.
600 points, ended April 30, 2007, 29 entries
Honorable mention
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Oh i fancied this one, I'm glad I wasnt disapointed.
Nice style, good language and not too terribly absurd.
I like it.
-jada
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This is a great piece, and very imaginative. A very good write, with a lot of confusing elements, but i enjoyed it and was definately captivated by it. Vivid, that I could sort of see some of this happening. Take care XxX
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just making sure. this is a very good write. the confusion is evident and the unevenness and randomness of this poem portrays a lot of the things mentally ill people go through. Thanks for entering.
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Yeah, I was playing around with some stuff I learned a few months ago...thanks for the comment.
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nice poem, but can you please tell me what the option, etc. you chose was?
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Isn't it obvious? Recovering from a mental illness.
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that was deff insaine lol! at first i was a little like "huh" but after reading it twise [maybe 3 times lol] i realised its exactly wot i wanted and asked for... insanity. The poems insaine therfor i love it...
isn't insanity a beautiful thing after all? =] x -
ElspethChidori
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