so he is horrible and he lets really bad horrible things happen and from now on he should have a small h because not only is he neglecting us earthlings but i cant be bothered to do capitals.maybe he went away in a spaceship for a while to get some special god fags/cigarettes possibly a giant cigar and then he got chatting and before he k new it millions of years had passed on earth and bugger me if earthlings hadn't gone totally fucking beserk and he had to hastily stamp out his cigar and start the trip back. (he had a super screen watch that showed him what was going on)(his superpowers didnt work outside earths atmosphere because his dad- gods dad that is- fucked up the earth building manual instructions and page 37 should have been page 46) those last two little bits put in there for nit pickers who wont believe in things.must dash.....i could write more but i have ran out of sherry
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and all the while there remains an annoying tick tick tick of ticking and thingies. i had a thingy once but god stole it along with my last remaining cigar and a box antique of condoms. the rubber had persished more than myself but it removed hope and hope is a very important thingy too. i could write more but i have run out of sherry and now onto my second cindy and an a maud.
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Fucking Brilly!!!!
This is the most anti-capitalistic I've seen you yet. Let's be socialists and go to a party where they smoke smelly cigars and talk of god with a small g. -
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you are fucky brilly too
if only i knew how to rate comments i would rate yours three pooodles a chiwhaua or however you spell that particular breed of dog maybe i might have to change it to six squirrels and half an egg mayonnaise sandwich. why do they keepp changing the site i just get used to it and they change it.thanks for your comments it was your poem that inspired me to write it so its all your fault and you are to blame if we get to heaven and gods a bit mad well he is a bit mad but i mean a bit mad with us.....well you mainly.i am just a weak woman i can claim amnesty as i am stoopid. luck i carnt heven spiel ploply. -
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mad mad mad
I'm going to leave instructions for a post-mortem sex change (to be paid for by three days of free necrophiliac sodomy lessons) just so I can claim amnesty by stoopidity too. And anyhoo... all the gods are mad. It's us beans thet is the normal fokes. I'm just glad to have inspired your drivel with my drivel and- gawd what is this puddle?? ewww!
And the site... well, I don't know what to say. We all begged Kevin to leave well enough alone, but the secret brotherhood of professional website rearrangementizers must whisper in his ear all day long and he prolly couldn't take it any more and totally refucked the site just to shut them up. Of course there was a huge uproar at first, but then being the adaptable squids that we are, we adapted and so now instead of just hitting a button to do something like we used to do, now we hit a button and curse cause it doesn't do what we expect, and then hit other buttons randomly until the desired action takes place, and we are especiallfuckingly annoyed until our ears are pickled like sugary gherkins that whenever you try to hit the edit or reply (or ratings) link below a name, you have to be extra careful not to accidentally move the mouse pointer over the name on the way to the links or that STOOPPID "Send Message or View Profile" pop-up pops up right on top of the links you were trying to link to and now suddenly you're surfing somebody's author page miles away from where you intended to be and reading all their self-gratifying drivel and mounds of acrostics and other gooey mutual admiration club shit, and of course your browser's back button wants to play the "page has expired, please stand on your head and recite chaucer" game before it will take you back to not where you wanted to be, but to where you came from. But at least the professional webschleps who feel inadequate and underutilized unless there's constant change have shut up
for a while...
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I probably am killing everyone by asphyxiation since I put no periods in there for people to catch their breath...
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hehehe
i am totally flummoxedand being flummed by an ox isnt very pleasant unless you are eighty and desperate to try something new...so anyway i messaged kevin that it wouldnt work but i havent received a reply.a box always comes up saying the files are dangerous would you like to sace this to your files ar cancel or go ahead but then when i do it comes up page cant be found so i cant read other peoples works unless you send me a link.you are looking very pink today and your eye looks a bit yellow are you feeling okay
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YAY!
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this is hillarious
nah not really god is a pink dolphin
you'll find out yourself after enough sherry
if sherry don't work try absynthe
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i hear god has a giant cigar that he waves menacingly at sinners and he never ever needs viagra
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Oh Plink, you are a strange and elusive lovely, aren't you?
Call me a nit picker - I don't Believe. It's more amusing not to.
Clink!
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