(A parody of "Ballad of John and Yoko" By The Beatles)
Bouncing on the speed bumps of hunger
pulling in my favorite place
can you get me a meal
at least one for each wheel
cause I am dying to get stuffing my face
Driving's making me hungry
as hungry as I can be
the way things are going
you'll have to supersize me
pulling out of Burger-King's driver through
pull in to McDonald's next door
cause the Whopper and fries
and a milkshake and pies
they left me dripping sauce and wanting for more
Driving's making me hungry
as hungry as I can be
the way things are going
you'll have to supersize me
saving all your money for a Happy Meal
hoping there's a four-wheel toy in it
last night the wife said
Impala so red
you're speeding towards a meeting with a pole, yeah!
Meanwhile I and crawling to Wendy's
ordering a triple or two
not matter how costly
I need eighteen frostys
please wave the limit on the drive-through
Driving's making me hungry
as hungry as I can be
the way things are going
you'll have to supersize me
Onward to Kentucky Fried Chicken
extra-crispy bucket or two
the potatoes and gravy
are driving me crazy
my head gasket is blowing in two
Driving's making me hungry
as hungry as I can be
the way things are going
you'll haveto supersize me
the way things are going
you'll have to supersize me
Author notes
I dunno just started writing and this is what came out...
In a list
A contest entry
- Picture Write by CherylAnn.
500 points, ended April 11, 2007, 8 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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BAHAHAHA this is brilliant. I loved the part when you pulled out of burger king but then pulled right back into a mcdonalds
I always wanted to order my meals separtely at a mcdonalds to see what the people would do.
like i'd order a french fry, pay for it, then drive around and order the drink etc etc lol -
well there ya go,we see why the car is overweight,Great fast food advertising here(LOL)
Good Luck and thanks for entering
Blessings
~Cheryl~
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oh my kids will love this....lmao....magnificent!
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lmao... you are absolutly nuts! This is a riot. Come over here my fat man and kiss me. Well penned!
Love,
Amera
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