Just like the paper
delevered in the mornings
my morning wood
is what i wake to see
no viagria is needed
with a load about to burst
craving the touch
of a anything
even the fabric
of my under wear
its getting so bad
i cant go to the pool
i've been arrested
for exposier
of a my throbbing pants
at least my podium
hides it on sundays
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opyion14
A contest entry
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hey hotstuff
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http://allpoetry.com/poem/2837984 try reading this youmay find it very funny
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I like the poem. it made me laugh so hard
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wow that was weird! really funny though! just reading the title made me laugh!
then after finishing the piece I was laughing my F***ing ass off!!! this piece is sooooooooo funny! nice job! keep up the great writes and best of luck in my contest!!!
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weird...okay...
i gots to take this out of my contest cuz ther wuz 1 rule u didnt follow...it HAS TO RHYME!!! but if u gots another poem that rhymes and ill accept it but yeah...this is a LITTLE bit above 13... -
lol. This made me laugh so hard!!!! I laughed even harder when you said that's why I got arrested. This is the perfect pick me up poem for a long days, 'cause it's just so damn funny
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Great Write
~~Meri~~ -
Needs a cold spoon
Or a good dose, prescription saltpeter
Inventively mixed right in with your food
Then after that you won`t want to meet her
As you have nothing in common, not cool. -
very good made me laugh so hard... omg... so you lol! hmmmmmn... let me think... that time we went swimming...
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Lol! Very funny! Though I hope there aren't any children when you go to the pool! Thanks for entering and good luck in the contest!
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thats why i was arested lol
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