There once was a whore from Toronto,
who screwed the Lone Ranger and Tonto.
When Silver got jealous
and then over zealous,
he up and mounted her quite pronto.
This whore said she'd never got wetter,
she wrote the Lone Ranger a letter.
Said can I buy your horse,
that is unless of course,
the rental rates might be much better.
Joyce Le Lievre
(sunny day)
© Joyce A. Le Lievre, All rights reserved
April 10, 2007
Author notes
(Double Limerick)
LIMERICK
A Limerick is a rhymed humorous poem of five lines which originated in Limerick, Ireland.
It has a set rhyme scheme of a-a-b-b-a with a syllable structure of 9-9-6-6-9.
If you would like more information or an example of a limerick please check the following site.
http://www.shadowpoetry.com/resources/wip/limerick.html
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http://www.backgroundsarchive.com/backgrounds/11203 owner: mom-n-connor
In a list
A contest entry
- A ROUNDS CONTEST WITH A DIFFERENCE by CitrineSunrise.
900 points, ended April 19, 2007, 13 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - By the hammer of Thor!!! I need to laugh!!! by Mykeee.
450 points, ended September 19, 2007, 12 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Out- freaking Standing!!! I'm not into bestiality but this was funny as hell!!
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My-key, Thank you for hosting, the applauses and your colorful words of praise. I'm not into that shit either, when I originally wrote this I had read a few of the other limericks entered into the contest and this is what ended up happening. LOL
I'm happy you enjoyed and got a good laugh. 
Love and God bless, Joyce 
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Oh gosh! Hilarious (and blush-inducing hahahaha)! I'm not sure whether to pity the poor guy for losing out to his horse or what. Very funny!
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Carrie, Thank you for the appluases and your words so lovely and colorful. When I originally wrote this for the first contest the theme seemed to head that way in the limericks. I love that old tv series and Silver had a blast. hehehe I'm very happy that you enjoyed this one. Love and God bless you my friend, Joyce
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LOL< this is some serious horse play. No wonder he was struttin his stuff and why the Ranger and Tonto wear masks. They are afraid to show their faces now.
Very well done and doubly humorous. Best wishes to you in the contest.
Mouser
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Dave, LOL, Thank you for the applauses and your colorful comment. I am a fan of the old tv series and when I had read a few entries in the contest you can see where I went with it. I'm very happy that you enjoyed it and again my best wishes for yours. Love and God bless, Joyce
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LMAO! I love limericks; this is hilarious! *Perking a brow* I’m seeing a side to you I didn’t expect. You poor girl, you’re more like me that I realized. You realize that you have become one of my favorite poets.
Love,
Amera
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Amera,
Me!!!!!!! Neighhhhhhhh, whinnyyyyyyyy did I become like that? LOL I think a little of the Irish came out in me here. My maiden name is Sullivan. How can I not love a good limerick? Thank you so very much for the applauses and your words of praise that are so inspirational. I did add you to my favorites immediately after seeing your talented work, you are quick witted and have a wonderful sense of humor. You also write with such flare. How could I not enjoy!!!!! Thank you again. Love ya my friend, Joyce
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Limericks do seem to bring out the snarkiness in all of us. This made me laugh out loud so thank you for that. Thank you for entering this contest.
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Liz, I'm happy I could make you laugh with my double limerick here. After looking at a few entries which I still have to go back to comment on. This just popped into my head. It is amazing the things that inspire us to write. It was fun to write for this contest and I always enjoy a good laugh. Love and God bless, Joyce
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