Her name was Sally crotch rot
and she lived on my street
when she got close from up wind
all you could smell was rotting meat.
She rubbed cream all over her coochie
and she douched three times a day
but nothing short of fire
would take the smell away.
She tried spraying it with perfume
she tried vinegar and wine
but her smaggy smell was worse than hell
no relief could she find.
But then she discovered something
to help with the wicked stench
she showered more than once a month
and went front to back when wiping her trench.
A contest entry
- CONTEST: Smells To Get You Excited by Edna Sweetlove.
400 points, ended April 18, 2007, 5 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Putrid
This kind of reminds me of off-colored haikus I use to write in high school. Disgustingly raunchy, but fun!
Oh, and I've never heard the euphamism "smaggy" before. It made me smile. -
Hahaaa
Every now and then we need a good laugh, and this was just the thing to lighten my spirits. Good job on a goof poem!
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Jeeeez EEEUUK!!!!!!!
Yeah, there was a girl in my high school whose nickname was tuna salad. Guess where that came from!!!This was friggin hilarious though. I am still laughing. You will surely get a trophy for this one. Good luck.
becca
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God dam, I suppose this makes me a trench digger... Back to front, front to back just jam it up the middle
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeew LOLOLOLOLOL
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ooops forgot your
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LMAO this was awesome. Wooahhhhhhh!! oh my this was medicine for the soul a good laugh. Thanks for sharing this wish i would of glanced here before placing apiece. I would of stayed away hahahaha. Well done best of luck to you although I dont think you need it. Glad She found the cure.
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Man this was killer!
I laughed all the way through it! Great read!
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This is really very nice indeed (apart from the typo in douced which I assume should be douched - please correct that if you hope for a little cup). "Trench" is almost guaranteed to get you a prize. In fact it mighyt even get all the way with me (but don't forget the h in douche, I am shocked now that I have found out who you are).
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Edna, I was showing my wife some of my recent works and we stumbled on this one(it was the title that go her attention) She noted to me that you look like Gene simmons-of Kiss fame- in your little piccie to the left, but she would like you to stick out your tongue to be sure-I must note also that she did say Please in a very endearing sort of way...best regards Terry
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LOL
Sally Crotch Rot
Gosh, you kill me Terry,
galfalfa
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Ednas contest bring out the worst in me gal,
. actully sally crotch rot was a friend of an exgirlfriend( and a sister to an ex as well, now that I think of it). her real name was tammy, Sally crotch rot was the nickname I gave her, my teasing led to a cure so who says teasing is wrong
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Pleased to see you have made your entry even more perfect! Expect a little cuppie soon. God knows what colour. That depends on other entries!
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So the moral of the story? Always go from front to back when wiping your trench
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