I was going to do the wet T-shirt thing
But I didn’t want to put the others to shame
They may have young perky boobs
But beer’s the name of the game
I watched the others try really hard
But all they got was real soaking wet
From a tub full of beer and apples
Now I could win this one, I bet
I sauntered on over to give it a try
In my brand new sexy T-shirt
The one with the slit down the front
And smudged with a little dirt
Everyone stepped politely aside
I bent over the tub, the aroma so sweet
Rose up to tempt me, I couldn’t resist
Beer and apples, just can’t be beat
I didn’t waste any time before I struck
My mouth was watering, I hovered a bit
That big one in the middle I aimed for
As the warm beer embraced each tit
I didn’t quite make it, the apple moved
But the beer, how good it tasted
So I moved in a little closer and aimed
Again and again, I was wasted
I could have drank it all you know
But the apples kept getting in the way
So much for winning the contest this year
But I’ll be back next year for carnival day
(A silly group contest poem)
Dee Garner
© April 9, 2007
Author notes
A group contest poem for Hugh Wyles favourites.
In a list
A contest entry
- for members of hugh wyles' favourites only! by huguenauties.
800 points, ended April 12, 2007, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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I bet you are a lot of fun at parties
Very cute poem 
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Boobalishious poem Dee. I waqs getting drunk just from reading it. LOL
Hugs
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i would do the same thing - pretend to be going for the apples lol but really be just drinking the beer as quickly as possible
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Hmmm, I wonder why it shows only three stars on your comment
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hahaha, this is great. I was imagining you doing this
I will go with you next year
Alilly
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Thanks, Cindy, I'll be there for sure, can't have a Hughs favourites carnival without me And hey, I'll get you a pass to get in the castle gates.
Thanks for reading this silly thing. Our contests get a little rauches sometimes but we sure have fun with them
luv and
Dee
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WOWSERS! You must of drank alot of beer Dee! Hilarious! Your poem brought the smell of fresh Autumn apples to mind. Always stay young at heart. It looks so well on you!
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Thanks, Wes for your amusing comment, and even though I do like a nice cold one now and then, I'm not so sure I could actually do the whole tub
It would be fun trying, though.
I miss those fresh smells of apples, too. We're taking a vacation in August... going back to the Seattle area to see my children and grandchildren... a little too early for the apple harvest, though. I sure miss being up there... the family, the beauty, the not so hot summers, ferrying across the sound, the rain... yep, I miss the rain.
Thanks again for the sweet comment and your faithful reading
Dee
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I loved the rhyme and the smile I had on my face throughout. Um..Ahem...my little size 34 tits wouldn't touch the beer. LOL But when I was a drinker, I am sure I could have easily swallowed the entire vat.
Great work my friend! Thanks for my early afternoon laugh.
Good luck in the challenge.
Much Love ♥
Renee
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Thanks for reading and commenting on this silly thing, Renee. It was a fun contest to write for. I'm really not much of a drinker, though you wouldn't know it judging from this poem. Give me a nice strong Black Russian when I'm tired or aching and an occasional cold beer with a plate of Mexican food and I'm all set. Well, that doesn't include a nice wine with dinner sometimes Hey, maybe I am a drinker, an alcoholic in denial... lol
Hmmm.. it looks like the replies are all out of order, hope this one makes it to you, Renee.
Thanks, sis
love and
Dee
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for the love of beer :)
Your love of beer is only surpassed by your humor and poetry! I agree LOL; that would make great party entertainment win or loose...you win!
Darmok
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Lol... thanks for dropping by to read this silly poem, Darmok Geeshe, I haven't seen you in ages, and it's sure nice to see you now.
I'm not quite the sot I appear to be in this poem though I do enjoy a nice cold one from time to time.
I need to check out your latest work, and I hope I see you at mine again soon.
Dee
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LOL Granna this was so funny and it made me laugh. I really enjoyed it. The best of luck to you in the contest.
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HAHA Dee, So you even managed to get your tits wet.
I saw you dunking for the apples and I thought you were gonna grab a couple, but the beer tasted too good by the sound of it.
Great poem and good luck in the contest.
Jen.
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Damned apples, what a waste of perfect beer! Hey, finally someone made sense of this contest...it's not about winning, it's about getting dead drunk! The crazy thing is...some folk tried to actually bob for the apples...someone even won, but the smile on your face suggests that winning comes in different forms.
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LOL to funny Dee haha!!
Well I know this wasn't true to your days or was it a tale you will have tell me Grandma lol... JK anyhow this was to funny but how does someone get a beer between there brest ducking in a tub of apples? LOL! Well some people just aren't cut out for skills like that but least you may get a nice apple lol
Cute poem best wishes in the contest. Hugs,Me ♥
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Cheers!
You showed that you're a real contender. You held your own and held your beer as well! Yes, I must say, you really gave 'em hell!
Way to go, Dee! I enjoyed the read!
Maureen
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Dear Dee, My, you made a good job of getting your boobs wet, they showed up real beaut and did you proud, they looked so good someone steered you towards the T-shirt contest. But we all lost cause the King's Grandawts were in it! And they won.
Even though you were sloshed, you held yourself up real well.
And it also put a smile on my facetoo.
Love Joan
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Dear Dee,
Though you may have missed catching your prize
and got a bit boozed yesterday,
we could see the gargantuan size
of those boobies which got in your way.
Though not part of the T-shirt contest,
your top, when immersed in warm beer,
displayed the extent of your chest
which was obvious to everyone there.
King Hugh could not fail to notice
his first favourite so well endowed,
which attracted th'attention of voters
and several complaints from the crowd.
So, commending your frontal extension,
we've awarded you Honorable Mention!
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Of course, your hilarious poem should get lots of votes and rate higher than a mere HM.
Good luck in the contest. Love and hugs, XXX Hugh R.
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I really enjoyed this one! I can't tell you how much I needed a smile or two today...thank you so much and great luck in the contest.
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Wow, that was fast!! I don't think I even had the background changed yet
Thank you for reading and commenting. We always have such fun with the contests for this group. The others entered so far are really fun ones as well.
I'm glad this one made you smile
Dee
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