Being a woman wow what a way
you can be moody and happy all in one day
then once a month, that time must come
and oh God help us all have some
sort of pain killer to just help
it is so intense that you'll yelp
Being a woman, guys have it lucky
they can just run around and act like monkeys
while us girls must go
and slave away so low
to cook and clean
and then we have to deal with it when you have beans!
The smell is terrible and you just want to die
while your making your banana-creme pie
Being a woman, we must give birth
imagine having a huge girth
on your body weighing you down
you won't even fit into your golden gown
and as you give this child life
all I can think about is being your lovely wife
Being a woman, may really suck at times
but in the end it is a reward even though sometimes
I am moody and act all crazy I still love being me
and I know that you'll be
with me when I'm mad and sad
you will be forever my man
A contest entry
- MEN and WOMEN- Contest by Jeneralix.
600 points, ended May 3, 2007, 14 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Thank you! I'm glad you like it. I'm sure everyone who entered deserved it, I just happened to be the lucky one.
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Congrats on a great write, a well deserved win. I think every wonam can identify with much that is written here..~Naids~
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Thanks Ro! YES it is very hard, some people do not espect women as we should be and those are the people tht suck and bring us all down!
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Yeah tell me about it. It really does sometime sux being a women. and not just the phisical aspects of being a women but in society being a women is very hard. I really enjoyed this one. It made me laugh as well as think. Great job!
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Thank you so so so much!
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AHHH I LOVED IT!!!!
Being a woman naturally I loved it but there are so many truths in it! I loved your line "and then we have to deal with it when you have beans!" HILARIOUS!!!! I love how in the begging you make it sound like it is so horrible and that we hate it but we really do love {some of it} it. Wonderful job!!!
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lol thanks! Sure it could be you - if you want -
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Who's that lucky man????i hope it was me......lols anways great detailed description about yourself{women} and a very storng opponent in the compettetion gud luk to you.
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Thank you all! Its true, we have to go though so much while the men don't have to suffer through the pain
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this is really cute and honest! Women have to cook , clean, and give birth! good job
**Bloved**
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awe that was cute and really really really funny. my favorite part was when guys run around like monkeys priceless
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OMG...This is great! I love it! It's kinda funny too. Rhyming is amazing! Thanx for entering and good luck!
<3 Jenerali
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