I’d spun a gorgeous web it was perfect and everything
And I stopped to listen to some hippies sing
Imagine my surprise as right before my eyes
An enormous straw invaded my perfect little web
My perfect little web!
Apparently I’m poisonous or so I heard them say
They didn’t want me to get upset or to go away
I tried to scuttle outta there, but was stunned cos someone farted
Imagine my surprise when suddenly I was snorted..
AAAARGH! AAAARGH!
Up the straw I was snorted high
Through its channel I did fly
My back legs went up with no trouble at all
My body got stuck at first but it went through
Plastic tunnel up I go
Along with something white ..like.. snow..?
And its nice.. hmmm.. better than flies
What is this stuff… ?
So I get snorted up into someone’s head
Yeah I know I should be totally dead
But I’m an immortal spidey its true
After having been resurrected at around the same time as Christ
As we were crucified together
What you don’t believe me huh?
Heretic!
So I’m inside a hippy dream
Full of lovely flowers and chocolate streams
I’m a spidey floating in a fantastic haze
How I love these hippy days…
I’m in a daze…
AAAARGH! AAARGH!
Sober now I so do fear
I’ll just crawl out of this human’s ear
Avoiding the earwig I say goodnight
Stagger back to my hidey hole..
To continue my awesome flight.. wooooooh yeah man…
In a list
A contest entry
- How you feel about drugs by 6-Ft-UnDeR.
300 points, ended May 17, 2007, 21 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Invite Only; Me on Their List by Ted E Bare.
300 points, ended January 3, 2008, 79 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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I actually found this to be humerous (even if the intent wasn't there). Have to admit that the "spidey" was basically on a trip he could not avoid with his super powers at the time. I want to thank you for entering my "Invite Only; Me On Their List" contest.
Ted E
PS: Once I have commented on all of your entries, then I will reread them all and choose the one that will be brought forward for being selected as Gold, Silver, Bronze or HM.
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nice...i like how you talk from the cocaine's perspective...i used to do that shyte and it wuz quite a trip but it really does fuck w/ ur head
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It must be an awful experience to sniff a spider up into your nose. Kinda gotta sorta thinga innit yeeha cuz. I think that's it.
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