It was a strange coupling
had never seen it before
She was tall with weird features
looked sort of like an ox
He was an absolute jerk,
a complete moron
I was surprised to find
out she was pregnant
Is this where we get oxymoron’s ??
In a list
A contest entry
- 15 Lines - 15 Entries - Pic Inspired - Any Form by Cupcrazy.
450 points, ended April 8, 2007, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Gadzooks
You have left me with nightmares! This is way too clever and so well done! WOW I am left stunned on so many levels!
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Finally somebody has taken it upon themselves to explain the origin of oxymoron..Very well written..
Congrats on the gold...
Psst..thatpicture is haunting!
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Hilarious!
That image will haunt my dreams forever!
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off i go for afew days and look what you do!!! well done love this is amazing...totally amazing well done on the gold you deserve it for this excellent write xx
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This is damn fine, Loved it, thanks for the great entry
Bunny
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LOL What a sight!
OH MY, I would not even be able to come up with something for that photo. What a horrid sight. LOL Yep, You certainly have described an oxymoron's ancestery,,,I have always stayed awake at night wondering about it. LOL Hope you win this contest.
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I needed that picture during the limeric wars! Excellent. I like it - three bunnies!
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Hahahahaha, so neet.
Well now, could be, nothing thought about it very much. This was so cute. have great day.
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Hi, LOL, I have this pic but have yet to use it, loved this little poem, made me have a laugh and I needed one today, all the best in the comp, should do well, Di
. Rewarded 4
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oh wow thats interesting good but really fucking weird espesilly the pic good write though
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OMG LMAO! All I can say is this...there AINT enough alcohol on the PLANET to even consider it! *shudder* I'm not even sure a moron would consider it. Interesting twist off the pic though. Good luck in the contest!
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lol Great piece here!
Good luck to you in the contest.
Thanks for sharing this one here!
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LOL...your muse is seriously on fire..I smell smoke...get the fire extinguisher...great twisted take on this oxymoron picture...lol...Good luck!
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Very witty
Best of luck in the contest!
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