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The Lift

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Sure it was I had a pint or two ,
with me cabbage and corned beef.
I was alone going to me room,
and the wind gave me no grief.

But stepping me self in the lift,
there stood two lads and a lass.
They stared and looked foreboding,
so I tightened up me ass.

And begohrra wouldn’t ye know it,
the lift stuck between the floors.
And there was me all full of wind,
about to blow me drawers.

Me cabbage needed more relief,
It cared not where I was at.
It started silent but it grew,
sounding like a stepped on cat.

The embarrassment was upon me,
as tears ran down their chin.
There was no way to blame another,
so I relieved  me cabbage again.

P.N.



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  • Heavenly Angel silver member
    October 20

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    This is hysterical
    I sooo needed this smile
    Thank you, sweet soul!
    I appreciate you sooo much!!!


  • ShaShay
    October 6

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    Too too dang funny. The Irish take made it wonderful. I have sure picked a good way to start my dy reading the pieces in this contest. Good luck in the contest.
    Sharon


  • misticmoonlite gold member
    October 4

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    oh my gosh this is hillarious, as I think we all have had our just rewards or payback of gas relief, thank you for joining in and good luck
    Linda

    • Beret55 silver member
      October 4
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      haha cabbage or brockly, will do the trick any time..


  • misticmoonlite gold member
    August 19
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    funny

    I hate it when I eat cabbage and unexpected company arrives omg! Outside
    we go and I hope that the wind is blowing..lol
    funny piece here
    good luck in his contest
    Linda


  • trekkergirl
    February 14

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    you have such a great sense of humor! I love it! Great job. You make me smile almost every time I read something of yours. And this was no exception. I love your writing. Great picture too! Thanks for sharing this and thanks for entering it into my contest.


  • Mrs D
    February 7
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    lol...lol....funny good one ....


    thx 4 entering


  • BuriedTreasures silver member
    August 23, 2008

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    A very funny and well rhymed composition, but not very relevant to the photo prompt of this contest.
    Thanks for the entry


  • raggyann
    August 11, 2007
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    yes
    i guess cabbage knows no prejudice
    it gets everyone


  • JustSimplyLissa gold member
    June 4, 2007
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    lol CUTE! I'm glad I read this. Wonderful job!

    Thanks for entering and good luck!


  • LonesomeDove09
    April 30, 2007

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    haha. quite humorous indeed. cabbage may be good for you but it sure does a number on your digestive system


  • Desire gold member
    April 17, 2007

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    Holy Moly!!

    Thank You for entering our contest!!
    Very Appreciative for Your time and
    effort You put into this piece~
    Now I have to eat someday
    So I am leaving my mark to let You
    know Your Masterpiece was received
    My stomach hurts from laughing too hard…
    This is one Funny verse!!

    Oh My the cabbage made You do it
    Were they cooked?
    Those darn leafy things tend to produce
    much surprise, flair the nostrils
    after ingestion~
    Then You had to do bun exercises to save
    the World You one Brave Poet
    ...
    Loved it!!

    Best wishes to You in the contest!!
    Many blessings too
    and much love~ Desire~*~


    • Beret55 silver member
      April 18, 2007
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      And i'll be a thanking ye lass. It was quite a windy evening it was.


  • ObliviousReality
    April 15, 2007

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    Oh that's great! Fantastically hillarious. I thought it sounded a bit Irish... Which, made it tens times funnier. Dun know why, just did. Whether you won or not, did bring such a smile to my face. Brightened a horrid evening. Wonderful poem, m'dear. Wonderful poem.


  • lovelustre
    April 5, 2007
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    hahaha! a perfect poem about sharing! hehe!


    • Beret55 silver member
      April 5, 2007
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      Thank you,, i do hope you enjoyed. I tried to put a little Irish accent to it. and tried is right. hehe

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