There was a wench from the Northwest
who began to be such a big pest
says she pulled down my pants
claimed that I had no lance
but I tell you it was all in jest
'Cause I brought up the subject today
in the utmost ingenious way
to put her in her place
I put it in her face
and said: "Now what do you have to say?"
That's precisely the time I was queued
that her poem to me was quite rude
couldn't hear what she'd say
she was gagging away
but that answer had me quite subdued!
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lmao... bring it on hon... the war has begun and I am in the neutral position.
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LMAO... Oh how I love the culture on the AllPoetry sight. Robert Frost hang your head ib shame.
Love,
Amera
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Hahahahahahahaha that was f'n hilarious !!! LMAOROFL !!!! Storm
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What? NO response? Damn! I was ready for the Hatfields and McCoys! *sigh*
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