How can Batman be a superhero
when he can't even fly?
He's a messed up man and a no time zero
with problems, but he's just a guy.
Where did he buy that awesome car
with that weird mask he always wears?
He should do good with an awesome guitar
and touch him, I wouldn't dare.
I will rule the world one day, just wait
I honestly don't care what you think,
just watch and see FOOLS! as he twirls through the air
and lands in my kitchen sink!
Men will wear leashes and dogs, I don't know
but this will be surely fun,
to watch Batman fall down the drain of my sink
but this chaos has only begun!
A contest entry
- The search for Harley Quinn (Girls only, please) by Fire Lives In Me.
300 points, ended April 1, 2007, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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HAHA
This is really funny, I'm laughin like a mupet and I think my mum thinks ive gone crazy!! Best of luck in the contest. xoxo
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thanx...well NOOOWWW i can give u a clappy dude
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lol. I like this poem. It's funny. Great job!
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HAHA!! ITS THE GAMER DUDE!!!
...YAY!! I GOTS CLAPPY GUYS!!
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Nice poem, and at this point I'm just glad someone decided to give the other girl competition. lol
I'm really looking for humor unless you did a picture inspiration. Send me a message so I can check your profile (gotta make sure you're a girl yadda yadda yadda) -
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YES I A GIRL!!! i wouldnt be going in the contest thingy unless i wuz
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Well, some guys are really freakin' weird. I just had to make sure . . .
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thats just pathetic...how many dudes r in the constest thing...srry..WERE in the contest thing b4 u dqed em??
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None, I've just seen it happen before.
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cross dressers anonymous
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