By the time you recieve this note
I will have already ended it,
the note that is...
Sue A. Cyde is a really close friend of mine,
and is quite sad that so many
take her name in vein,
it needles her a lot,
people are dying to meet her,
but she has so few friends,
they never stick around long enough
to build a realtionship,
they all hang around,
never coming out of the closet,
poise is their greatest sin,
the choice of poise sin
usually only seen in coffins,
they are so well poised there,
in their sunday best,
they get razor cuts but they're
hair grows on,long after they are dead,
they tend to be klutzy on tall buildings,
and then fall for her,
she needs more people to admire her from afar,
because when they get
to close to suicide, they are gone,
So in her honor, I am leaving you this note,
and I am ending it all with a bang.
Sue A.Cyde got tired of her last hubby
Homo Cyde, he was a sexless little chap
so her best friend, Jen A. Cyde
who's his unmarried sister and her
are doing a threesome with me tonight.
Thanks for listening,
hope this gives you a hunger for life,
sleletons are often bone hard
but they never have great orgasms.
the only hole they ever get into is a grave.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sin-searly~Artis
A contest entry
- Suicide notes by LifeEndsNow.
450 points, ended April 6, 2007, 11 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Please tell me what you think
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He he
Very amusing and facinating imagination! My goodness you are quite witty! Not a Frenchman are you? I loved it! Never read anything like it! And that is quite a feat indeed. I am quite enjoying your very extraordinary work! Nice job! I dont know wether to be shocked or amazed! ha ha......
Kudos!
Castaway
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Quite possibly the most unusual, morbidly funny, and amusing suicide note ever written.
Fantastic
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wonderful use of words here. alot of emotion and vivid imagery!!! great write!
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Clever
This was very clever. I loved the way you did this. I can tell you really took your time to come up with as many death images as you could. Bravo
WW
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This is awesome! It gives me cold chills. Where in the world did you ever dream up this write? I thought you were serious at first. Thank goodness, it was just for a contest. VERY, very clever work. I give it two thumbs up and three applause. Thanks for sharing it with me. Keep penning my friend. Take care.
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You had me worried before I realized this was a contest...held my breath there for a few moments. Anyways, I'm sitting here and having to read it over and over again. For the most part, I enjoy the clever phrasing but towards the end of the piece I was getting a bit impatient. "Ok...ok...ok..." but then you end it so great...so my tensions were relieved. I can appreciate this...only technical thing might be I don't think you need so many commas. They appear really heavily throughout the middle of this piece. Just a suggestion, take care!
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great poem i really enjoyed it thanks for entering good luck to you -Kevin
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This is great. So many clever words and phrases in this one!
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Wow this is very clever of you and although a sad subject the last few lines have your well known humorous twist in them that made me smile. Never give up an orgasm for a silent hole in the ground, where the hell is the fun in that
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