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Yo Mommy!

Wait just one minute little boy.
who are you
and where'd you come from?
What makes you think
it's okay to come at me like
I'm gonna give you some?
Do you not understand
that what lies
between my thighs
is my pride and joy
and not a little boy's play toy?
Lord in Heaven have MERCY!
This boy just called me MOMMY
right after he said YO!

If you think that's impressive

there's something you ought to know.

I'm not your Mama boy.
I didn't give birth to you.

If I had whippin' your ass

is the first thing I would need to do.

Did you pay attention

when you were in school

or were you too busy

pimpin' the block

tryin' to be cool?

If you've got a vocabulary consisting of

more than 2 and 4 letter words

------THEN USE IT!!!!

If you're capable of carrying on a conversation

that doesn't sound like the latest Snoop Doggy Dogg cut

------PROVE IT!!!
Get that aluminum foil out of your mouth.

Frontin' like you've got some loot.

All you REALLY are

is a juvenile-minded punk ass rooty-poot!!!

Furthermore,

pull up your damn pants

and sacrifice your blunt papers

to buy a belt!

 

Oh yeah.

If I was your Mama,

your ass would be sportin'

a permanent welt.

Didn't I see you hangin' out

at the bus station beggin' for a cigarette?

Make a change quickly

or in ten years

you'll be in the same spot

still beggin'

too stupid to regret

that you didn't pay attention

to your talents and abilities.

Lookin' dumbfounded

wondering how you

became a

Department of Corrections statistic

and every taxpayer's liability.

 

Need to make a change

while you still have time.

You don't understand

you're walking a thin line.

There's a good chance

your future could be

in a jail cell or six feet below.

Listen well boy,

and at least act like you know.

It would seem as though

all you can really digest

is findin' out where the weed's at.

So I'm gonna just give it a rest.

Who are you

and where'd you come from?
When I heard "Yo Mommy"

you made me want to run.

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  • MuddyKing
    April 4, 2007
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  • Fridazechild56
    April 2, 2007

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    Wow! Talk about telling it like it is. This said it all. There's been so many I've wanted to say this to. Thanks for saying it for us all. You have a great, inspiring write here. Keep up the good work.

  • Seeking Peace silver member
    April 2, 2007

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    Isn't this the truth, it is today's society in a nutshell isn't it, wonderfull poignant, I for one can't stand listening to them speak, makes me feel like I'm in a rap video, well put hun, hope this did well in the contest

    Karen


  • grannyeri gold member
    April 2, 2007

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    Great flow to these lines can see this happening right before my eyes - real rap style here - easy to read and understand, and oh so cute as well.

  • NeedaMuse
    March 26, 2007

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    Poor thing just didn't know what he was up against. Imagine some Flava Flav gag with his drawers hangin' out tryin' to work a prize like you. Yo momma.


  • SeraphicKisses
    March 25, 2007

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    This was extremely heartfelt and as amazing as always. I love poetry that really makes you think.
    This is truly marvelous. Definately one of my favorites


  • Eyes Wide Shut gold member
    March 25, 2007

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    Haha, nice work, Auntie! I love it, not only because it made me laugh, but it is completely true all at the same time. I loved the part about buying a belt, I totally agree, who wants to see some little boys underwear? =)

    Love ya, *AustynFrosty* xoxo


  • Aurielle
    March 25, 2007
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    this was cute funny i enjoyed the flow and everything keep writing. You brought out the message so clear adn the picture above was nice...this title got me interested to read nice write..


  • Lady-Pegasus
    March 25, 2007

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    LMAO well daughter, here I was thinking this one... well nvm, my ego overrode my good sense, hehe. Interesting write although a few places still need a bit of punctutaion adjustment, overall a really significant statement! Best of luck in this and all of your endeavors. Mama *


  • Dolphin Shaktiheart
    March 25, 2007

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    Lil homey had some hope

    he had some faith, he been prayin to a god that don't exist, Cant die cuz tha reaper forsook him too. Just anotha brutha kicked to tha curb and he calls you mommy cuz you all he had left.

    Yo, I'm outa here, Peace.

    • Aurielle
      March 25, 2007
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      umm no its not jus ni*** who say that what color are you youwouldn't like it if I said something racist worrd on you. There's one each color so have respect. Have you been taught in school. you too this must be applying too.


      • Sacrificial Love
        March 25, 2007
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        Aurielle...

        don't take any of it personally...I thought about deleting the comment...but I'm not going to because I don't believe in censorship sweetheart. I'm a caucasian woman...but I have an african american man...and three beautiful biracial babies...so I can't stand the ignorant standpoint of using that word (the "N" word)... but let's not feed off into it okay baby?

        Much love...
        xoxo
        Heidi

        • Aurielle
          March 25, 2007

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          ummm no sweetheart this wasn't applying to you. I don't care what color you have in your family I was commenting to the one before you oviously as my comment is below his not yours thanks

          sweetypie


          • Sacrificial Love
            March 25, 2007
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            I know...

            it was about Dolphin's comment...but I think Dolphin is rather young...and may not really know better...you know in today's day and age... that term is used so dang loosely that it is almost considered to be "Okay"...and it turns my stomach. I hate it... but... anyway... I just am choosing to ignore it...because...like I said...I'm not an advocate of censorship... and I would be censoring him if I were to delete his comment...
            xoxo to you again
            Heidi


  • April Renee
    March 25, 2007
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    lol..amen.

    good luck in the contest.

    blu

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