Wait just one minute little boy.
who are you
and where'd you come from?
What makes you think
it's okay to come at me like
I'm gonna give you some?
Do you not understand
that what lies
between my thighs
is my pride and joy
and not a little boy's play toy?
Lord in Heaven have MERCY!
This boy just called me MOMMY
right after he said YO!
If you think that's impressive
there's something you ought to know.
I'm not your Mama boy.
I didn't give birth to you.
If I had whippin' your ass
is the first thing I would need to do.
Did you pay attention
when you were in school
or were you too busy
pimpin' the block
tryin' to be cool?
If you've got a vocabulary consisting of
more than 2 and 4 letter words
------THEN USE IT!!!!
If you're capable of carrying on a conversation
that doesn't sound like the latest Snoop Doggy Dogg cut
------PROVE IT!!!
Get that aluminum foil out of your mouth.
Frontin' like you've got some loot.
All you REALLY are
is a juvenile-minded punk ass rooty-poot!!!
Furthermore,
pull up your damn pants
and sacrifice your blunt papers
to buy a belt!
Oh yeah.
If I was your Mama,
your ass would be sportin'
a permanent welt.
Didn't I see you hangin' out
at the bus station beggin' for a cigarette?
Make a change quickly
or in ten years
you'll be in the same spot
still beggin'
too stupid to regret
that you didn't pay attention
to your talents and abilities.
Lookin' dumbfounded
wondering how you
became a
Department of Corrections statistic
and every taxpayer's liability.
Need to make a change
while you still have time.
You don't understand
you're walking a thin line.
There's a good chance
your future could be
in a jail cell or six feet below.
Listen well boy,
and at least act like you know.
It would seem as though
all you can really digest
is findin' out where the weed's at.
So I'm gonna just give it a rest.
Who are you
and where'd you come from?
When I heard "Yo Mommy"
you made me want to run.










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