let me tell you bout hermione y'all
When we were just first years, you only saw her frown
Yelling at you when you and ron snuck into town
She was always pretty, with long and flowing hair
but now shes more than just a girl, and makes everyone stare
she went away to some summer camp
and what she grew makes something grow in my pants
All year of class, cant pass a single test
concentrating on hermione's huge chest
that witch is stacked
while doing magic
that witch is stacked
its kind of tragic
that witch is stacked
that my wand folds out
that witch is stacked
when she shows you its cold out
All the students ask me why im failing herbology
cause when she bends to water plants, Im viewing her anatomy
sometimes I skip breakfast, to let her check if my homeworks valid
cause those are two melons you're never gonna find in a fruit salad
I'm a dirty wizard I have confessed
invisbility cloak helps me watch her get dressed
and Ive got a trick, when I hold my scar and squeal
she lets me sleep in her bed, then I can sneak a feel
that witch is stacked
she can take a lock out
that witch is stacked
shes a magical knockout
that witch is stacked
somebody give me room
that witch is stacked
I gotta ride my broom
that witch is stacked
that witch is stacked
ooh baby cant look at her legs
that witch is stacked
concentrating on her dragon eggs
that witch is stacked
Author notes
this is a parody of the Jackson five song "I want you back". hope you enjoyed it
A contest entry
- Weird Al meets Harry Potter . . . oh yeah by Lady Disdain.
600 points, ended March 26, 2007, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Haha this was really funny!
"All the students ask me why im failing herbology
cause when she bends to water plants, Im viewing her anatomy"
That part is my favourite, I also liked:
"I'm a dirty wizard I have confessed
invisbility cloak helps me watch her get dressed"
Haha great job!
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well I was thinking more of his radio days when he was up at Cal poly
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That was . . . interesting. Nicely written, but usually Weird Al is kid friendly no matter how odd, you know? Very well done though, we got a lot of good entries. Good luck!
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Well done!
lol A bit more risque than Weird Al would do, but still very well written! In the line, "and Ive got a trick, when I hold my scar and squeal", Ive needs an apostrophe. Other than that, it's exellent
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