One night after a date
I was rushing home.
Near my curfew, can't be late,
Or meet my parents impending doom.
I am close to the exit nearest my town.
I am driving down the highway.
Dang, those red and blue flashing lights are on
Where did he come from anyway?
I pull over and he comes around to me.
"Miss do you happen to even know how fast that you were speeding?"
"Sorry occifer, But I really have to pee."
He spies my breast baring shirt and two long legs In a micro-mini.
"Well, I will just give you a warning this time."
"Thank you occifer, I've been driving over an hour by my watch."
"Be carefull now, The drunks are a dozen a dime."
"Otay, occifer, and my pee dranks your marry crotch."
A contest entry
- TALKING A COP OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET IN RHYME by Melodies.
450 points, ended March 25, 2007, 13 entries
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Patti, OMG!!!!!!!!
This is hilarious and it had great imagery. I was lucky I didn't have to pee when I read this or there would have been a puddle on the floor around me. Super job with the rhyme and I am still laughing my ass off on this one. Keep it flowing. 
Best of luck in the contest. Love and God bless, Joyce 
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lol ok, what was this, lol, i think you did a great job on this but man, this was werid, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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What a pisser...lol
This made me laugh...Good luck in the contest!
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LOL! This is so funny!
You really had me smiling while reading this.
Great work here and best of luck to you
in the contest! Thanks for sharing this here!
Jeremy0826 -
OH... how delightfully drunken!
What a wickedly funny poem this is!! You have written a poem that made me smile like this: 
And I am glad because today is my birthday and I could use a laugh. 
Thank you for coming to my TICKET party! 
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