Alien’s have landed in the castle grounds
the door opens, the Aliens went down the slope
no one was there to see, not a soul to be found,
with probes in their hands that have a wide scope.
They looked around at the strange building ahead
the alarms began to sound all through the castle
they walked straight up the drive to see where it led
the guards came running to see what made them startle.
Gazump and Gazook held their kazon firearms
the King and Queen came quickly down the stairs
the guards made sure the alien's did no harm.
the guests all followed behind in frightened pairs.
the aliens ran out the door to hide somewhere
“What strange creatures humans seem to be.”
they found the humans caused them despair!
let’s see where else we can go and roam free.”
They came across a strange sight ahead
it was Mia and Am8ur's dunny they saw.
The sight was gross it smelt just like their cred
and then they heard a sound come through the door.
It was a blast that shook the ground so loud!
they grabbed their kazon guns and shot the room
the blast was heard for miles it caused a cloud
to rise so high and what a smell did loom.
Am8ur and Mia they ran for all their might
they waved their hands yelling swear words out loud
“Come back you creeps! How dare you give us a fright
see what you have done to our loo! We were so proud.”
The aliens ran back to their ship and went aboard
they shut the door as their bodies shook with fright
“Lets get away from these weirdo’s they roared!”
With ease they flew the ship into the night.
So if you see an alien ship one day
you may be wise to make them stay away.
Honorable mention
Adding your comment:
This is funny, great imagination. Nice verse too.
I had 3 attempts at writing something, the other 2 were awful 
great write jen
Til
but it was A/J smell that came out like a cloud 
PEUWWWW 
Those 
's had better not come back! 
the feral got more than i did though. thats why she was chasing her shadow and i was left chasing her lol. and she was seeing imaginary desert chooks 
i would hate to think what she would have done to those poor probe yeilding aliens had they decided o abduct her. 
lol.
Til is stll trying to pickup the feathers
what a mess!
But I do wish that they hadn't blown up Mia and Am8ur's loo, as I was so looking foward to seeing it! 
and don't worry I had 
in restoring the dunny to the way mia and Am8ur had it!
Dee
the 
So all ended up well, 
