HEY MR. OFFICER,
HOW IS YOUR DAY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I WAS SPEEDING THIS
WAY?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
MY CAR WAS GOING FAST
I FIND THAT HARD TO
BELIEVE
ITS A PAIN IN MY ASS.
EXCUSE ME MR.OFFICER,
FOR MY CHOICE OF WORDS.
ITS HARD TO BELIEVE
THE SPEED OF THIS TURD.
I KNOW THAT NOW
YOU WANT TO CONTINUE
TO SCREW ME
BUT BEFORE YOU
GO ON WITH
DUTY,
I WONDER
IF YOU MIGHT
SLAP ME A DOOZY.
TO THINK THIS DAMN THING JUST
EARNED ME A TICKET
I REALLY CANT BELIEVE
THIS BUCKET OF RICKETS.
EXCUSE ME SIR
FOR MY BEHAVIOR,
ITS HARD TO BELIEVE
I COULDNT PASS RADAR.
GO IF YOU WILL
WRITE THAT TICKET
SO I CAN PROVE
TO MY FRIENDS,
MY FEET ARE WICKED.
IM FLINSTONEING IT
ON HOT CONCRETE
THIS DARN THING AINT
GOT NO BEAT.
MY FRIENDS
ARE GOING TO LAUGH,
WHEN THEY HEAR
MY LUCK.
HOW DOES ONE
GET A TICKET,
WITH AN
ENGINE THAT
DOESNT WORK.
Author notes
HOPE MY LANGUAGE ISNT TO RACY...I CHANGED THE WORDS FOR THIS CONTEST...
A contest entry
- TALKING A COP OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET IN RHYME by Melodies.
450 points, ended March 25, 2007, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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DANA!
this is just so cute and...well you. Interesting, entertaining, and just all around captivating.
I LOVE YOU!
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LMAO This is a very cute poem, That will make many think deeply about how wicked our minds can think if allowed to be let go on these kind of journeys, thank you for sharing your work with us here on ap your an amazing poet with a lot of talent, also thank you
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Just because they're the cops....
does'nt necessarly make them smart. these persons are aloud to vote and have children too. There ought to be a law against it.lol.
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I thought this was so cute loved it. You did a wonderful job.
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hey good poem good luck in that contest
the poem was really funny smiles
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VERY ENTERTAINING!!
A perfect poem for a Friday night!
Makes me glad I am staying at home where I am comparatively safe! 
I love the last line, 
especially!
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