Please, give me this one little break
kind and noble officer, for mercy's sake,
for my foot got a cramp and slipped off the brake
received from having my dear granny's leaves to rake.
So be kind you thoughtful servant of the law
knowing my heart means well despite what you saw.
I'll never do it again, I swear you can count on me
for if I do, God will surely punish this soul eternally.
Not that I suppose it should matter
I also suffer from a swollen bladder,
sometimes blurring my vision, making me mad as a hatter,
which is why I wear Depends, leaving me even sadder.
Can I find any sympathy from your compassionate hands
just because this once I accidentally messed up any legal demands?
If you grant me this one request
my family will shout how your are the best
and know we'll live better lives from this little test
showing others our love for the law, unlike the rest.
Now, most glorious shielded enforcement knight
will you let me without a ticket thus take flight,
knowing your greatness I declare both day and night
inspired from now on to only do what is right.
A contest entry
- TALKING A COP OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET IN RHYME by Melodies.
450 points, ended March 25, 2007, 13 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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hmm a very amusing write. I dont really feel mauch anger in this poem, but it is a unique and great piece none the less.
thanks for entering and goodluck -
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Darn, I picked out the wrong prewrite for this contest. Sorry about that. I'll try to find the write one.
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Haha this was great can i use this excuse next time im pulled over, gosh what is it with you and vehicles lol .
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If it works, cool. If not, don't tell them my name.
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WOW... that is really cool... what you said...
"Glorious shielded enforcement knight!" WOW I love that line!
What a cool poem, totally! Like it a LOT! 
Thank you for coming to our Ticket party!
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Isn't it great the things a person can come up in order to avoid the stress of traffic school?
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Holy Moly-
Yours sounds so much better than mine
Gosh!
I came up with so many excuses I tricked myself
Love Your sense of Humor~
(written in contract)
Must have sense of Humor..Yep! There it is...
This is Magnificent!
Now if I was the cop
Muawahahahahaha
Best wishes to You in the contest
Many blessings too
and my Love
~ Desire~*~
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As long they don't decide to do a strip search, I'll be okay.
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