Scrub n Bubbles for the showers
Soft scrub for the sinks
Windex for the mirrors
And Lysol for what stinks
The toilet is the worst
Whenever I have to clean
Such a filthy job
If you know what I mean
I lift the lid
And what do I see?
"Can anyone flush
Besides me?!?"
I flush the pot
And the crap goes away
But the smell is there
And there to stay
I scrub the bowl
And hold my nose
Just hope the smell's
Not on my clothes
I retreat outside
And breathe clean air
There's no way
I'm going back there!
The bathroom's clean
My job is done
Boy wasn't that
So much fun?
But after that
The dog walks by
I know what he's up to
And I wanna die
He lowers his head
And takes a drink
Rather than the water
He gets from the sink
A contest entry
- ~For Women Only~ by Nature Song.
525 points, ended March 25, 2007, 16 entries
Honorable mention
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Comments
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lol, so true this poem is. definitely
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OMG my dog does that too and its so bad. Lol, definetly some humor in this one. Good luck in the contest ~Sie
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